ewww...

Ewww...

EWWW...

Oh my mouses, that is DISGUSTIN', for sure.

EWWW...

I know, I know...  I know what you're thinkin'.  You're thinkin' Saffy Saffron Sassifras has horked up a hairball or somethin' like that.

MOUSES!

And truth be told, that WOULD be pretty disgustin'.

Although not nearly as disgustin' as...

Are you sittin' down, my pals?  ARE you?

Oh, you'd better sit down before I elaborate further.  Yup, you'd better sit down, for sure.  'Cause if you're not sittin' down when I tell you...

If you're not sittin' down...

If you're not sittin' down when I tell you, you might drop to the floor in some kinda shock.

MOUSES!

Okay, here goes: Peepers made spaghetti and meatballs.

MOUSES!

I know, I know... I know what you're thinkin'.  You're thinkin', why-oh-why is Peepers' spaghetti and meatballs so disgustin'?

Beside the obvious reasons, of course.

Yeah, she made it with onions, tomatoes, and garlic.  Stuff that, for a cat, is gross as gross can be.  Not to mention dangerous, too.  And I'm not too sure 'bout those herbs she added, either.  Basil?  Oregano?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOOD STUFF LIKE CATNIP?

But even though she was messin' with all that disgustingly disgustin' stuff like the tomatoes and things, I was still dreamin' of gettin' my paws on one of those meatballs.  I've never had a meatball, you see, on account of my livin' with a couple of vegetables.. . I mean, vegeTARIANS.  But when Peepers said she was makin' spaghetti and meatballs, I thought...

FINALLY, THIS. IS. MY. CHANCE.

I figured she was making 'em for me!

Although why she was addin' crap like onions was beyond me.

MOUSES!

But then I saw...

Then I saw...

Then I saw her get down the TVP.

And I knew those meatballs were not meant for me.

*sighs*

Who ever heard of anythin' so stupid as meatballs made with textured VEGETABLE protein?  I mean, of all the no-good-for-nothin' things for Peepers to do.  Her actions were downright DISGUSTIN', for sure.

And there I was, dreamin' of somethin' yummy to eat.

*sighs again, more loudly this time*

Oh well, maybe tomorrow she'll make somethin' tasty for me.  I'll have to wait and see.

MOUSES!

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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.