Wednesday 27 December 2023

whew


Well that wasn't fun.


Okay, so actually it was.


MOUSES!


But BUSY, I tell you.  Busy!  Busy, busy, busy, for sure.  THERE WAS SO MUCH TO DO!


But we got 'er all done.


Whew.


MOUSES!


So first there was Christmas Eve.  Saffy fell asleep on the job.


Of course.


He was SUPPOSED to stay up, waitin' for Santa.  He was SUPPOSED to take the first shift.


He was NOT supposed to fall asleep under said tree, only to wake up and find Santa had already been.


MOUSES!


Then came Christmas mornin'.  Tree ornaments to whack about.  Ribbons to shred.  Wrappin' paper to lie on and crush.


You know, those sorta things.


We were goin' full tilt for a while, Saffy and I.  Once the nip in the biff bags kicked in, mayhem ensued.


Saffron tried his best to get into the box his biff bags came in.  "If I fits, I sits!" he yelled out loud.


"But you DON'T fit, Saffron, my man.  That there box is way too small for sittin'," I replied.


"Then I'll wear it as a hat," is what he then said.


And did.


MOUSES!


Christmas Day afternoon and evenin' are kind of a blur.  There was nappin' and snackin',  and MORE nappin' goin' on.  I kinda remember Peepers walkin' about wearin' a lampshade like a hat, and...


No.  Wait.  That was Saffron, I think.  Saffron with a gift box stuck on his head.


Did I mention 'bout how we cats were thoroughly nipped?


MOUSES!


So that was Christmas.  Next came Boxin' Day.


Now BOXIN' Day is the day to wear a box on your head.


MOUSES!


Peepers left a couple big boxes intact just for us, and...


Well most of the day was spent restin'.  Restin' in boxes and recoverin' from nip, and...


Oh, who am I kiddin'?  Saffy and me?  WE WERE BOTH STILL WELL NIPPED.


To tell you the truth, we still are.


My gosh that nip was good stuff.


Santa really did well.


MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.


9 comments:

  1. Well nipped for the holiday is always a fun thing Seville!

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  2. Sounds like a nice Christmas as long as there was nip. My kitties went a bit crazy on silvervine. XO

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  3. Sounds like a nice Christmas as long as there was nip. My kitties went a bit crazy on silvervine. XO

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  4. Hooray! Santa hooked you and Saffy up, Sivvers! A nip-filled, multi-day celebration to celebrate the hoildays? That's some MOUSIN' good fun!

    Hugs to you both, and the Peeps, too!

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  5. If in doubt, wear it, MOL. As for the nip, I suggest to avoid a hang over before New Year, just keep imbibing.
    Toodle pips and purrs
    ERin

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  6. And there's New Years to look forward to! More nip??

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  7. nothin wrong witha nip day fest doodz! glad ewe hada grate holly
    day N heerz two a happee mew yeer ‼️🐟💙😺

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  8. Wonder what you'll be doing come New Year's Eve?? Are you going to have a mighty fine and well nipped catabration again!? Better keep those boxes ready...

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