So let me tell you 'bout the aftermath of...
Hmm... Perhaps aftermath is too strong of a word. It does make it sound like there was total disaster and mayhem and the like.
On the other paw...
On the other paw, there was total disaster and mayhem and the like. So aftermath, it is.
Okay, so perhaps there was no actual mayhem.
Nope, still goin' with aftermath, my friends.
So we'll start again. Let me tell you 'bout the aftermath of the birthday celebrations on Wednesday.
Firstly, there was cake. Yes, there was cake. Birthday cake, to be exact. But said birthday cake was not the birthday cake, I, Seville the Cat, was expectin' for MY birthday. No sirree. Nope, that ol' birthday cake was carrot cake, and do you know somethin', my friends?
Well in case you don't, carrot cake contains carrots. And I, Seville the Cat, don't like carrots, you see. So obviously, it wasn't a very appropriate cake to serve on MY birthday.
Which was disastrous, for sure.
And it gets worse!
Not only did the stupid cake contain carrots, which I don't like, but it DIDN'T contain any of the things I wanted to have in MY birthday cake.
Things like salmon and tuna and shrimpy kinda things.
And not only that...
And not only that, but the cream cheese icin' was the most stupid cream cheese icin' I ever did see. Not a single ounce of catnip in that icin'. Not one! Nope, not even one.
I'm tellin' ya, I don't know who baked that cake but whomever it was did an awful, disastrous job of it, for sure.
Scratch that. I know exactly who baked that cake. And her name would be Peepers.
Stupid peep baked a stupid cake.
AND THERE WAS NO BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR ME.
On MY birthday.
So you see? Aftermath is the appropriate term to be used, for sure.
And don't even get me started on the lack of prezzies with MY name.
'Course, I was able to circumvent that little issue with a little switcheroo of the tags. Peepers was x'd out and replaced with Seville.
So that particular disaster was avoided.
'Cause one birthday aftermath a year is more than enough, for me.
Don't you agree?
Remember to mask up, too.