Wednesday, 5 July 2023

he's so weird


He's so weird.


He is SO weird.


That brother of mine is so very incredibly weird.


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NO, I am NOT bein' hard on my brother.  I'm not bein' hard on him, at all.


Not my fault he's weird.


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Okay, so get this: That brother of mine, Saffy Saffron Sassifras, has decided that instead of walkin' down a staircase on all four paws like normal kitties do...  Like I do...  Well, instead of doin' that, Saffron has decided he would rather turn himself into a slinky.


Yes, that's what you heard.  You heard that correctly.  I present to you, my brother THE FELINE SLINKY.


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It's the weirdest thing, my friends.  The weirdest...


Okay, so maybe not the weirdest.  After all, you all know our peep.


Now SHE is pretty weird, to be sure.


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But weird peeps aside, I think you have to agree that a kitty who walks down a staircase by lowerin' his head to the step below, and then kinda slidin' down onto said step while at the same time doin' a somersault, mid-step...


Well...


Well that is pretty darned weird.  Pretty darned weird, for sure.


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But it doesn't end there, my friends.  Nope, it doesn't end there, at all.  After doin' that somersault slinky-type move a couple of times, Saffy then flips on his side and slides the rest of the way down.


Like I said, WEIRD.


I'm pretty sure - approximately one hundred and ninety-nine point three five two percent, I should think - he gets his weirdness from the peep.


Where else would he get it?  Who else is that weird?


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

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4 comments:

  1. Weird is okay Seville. Weird is the new normal these days!

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  2. Yep, that's weird behavior for sure, Seville.

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  3. That sounds pretty extraordinary if you ask us, Sivvers. Maybe you could post a video of Saffy doing his slinkalicious thing? :)

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  4. Yes, we have to agree its weird...or a new kind of game/sport?? Aks your peep to make a video..that would be fun to see!

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