Don't look at me, Peepers. Don't look at me. Wasn't my idea for me to have a brother.
Yeah, yeah... Yeah, I know he's a very nice brother and all.
Still wasn't my idea.
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
You wanna know why I'm talkin' about Saffy Saffron Sassifras bein' my brother? You wanna know know why I'm talkin' about Saffy at all, when all you asked me was who made this mess?
Well think about it, Peepers. Give it a good think. Sit down, close your eyes, and think. Now, JUST WHY DO YOU THINK I'm bringin' up Saffy's name when all you asked me was who made all this mess?
You still thinkin' there, Peepers?
Oh good. For a minute I thought you might have overtaxed your brain or somethin' and fallen asleep.
'Cause it wouldn't be first time, for sure.
Okay, that's enough thinkin' for now.
Well it should be, that is.
So now that you've thought about it, why DO you think I brought up Saffy's name when all you asked me was who made all this mess?
NOW you're talkin'.
Talkin'... Thinkin'... Whatever.
Yes, it WAS Saffy Saffron Sassifras who made this mess in the family room. Yup, it was all made by him. I had absolutely nothin' to do with any of it, whatsoever. Nothin' at all.
'Cept for possibly encouragin' him to continue makin' said mess by eggin' him on, of course, but that is neither here nor there nor... Well... Nor anywhere!
Yeah, yeah... I know it's a lotta mess. And yup, I know it's a lotta mess for just one cat to make. But I wanna remind you, Peepers, it wasn't my idea for me to have a rambunctious, full-of-energy-right-from-the-tip-of-his-tail-to-the-tips-of-his-ears brother. That, my dear peep, is all on you.
But the good news is...
The good news is, SAFFY CAUGHT THAT STUPID OL' MOTH THAT WAS BUGGIN' HIM.
My gosh I crack myself up.