Boy-oh-boy it's hard to get your attention, you ol' peep.
I know, I know... I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin' that I, Seville the Cat, yell at the peep an awful lot.
Well you might have a point there, but the thing is...
The thing is, I HAVE to yell at her a lot to get her attention.
Think she must be hard of hearin' or somethin' like that.
Or she just gets her jollies by ignorin' me.
Nah, that can't be right. Who in their right mind would ever want to ignore a cat like me?
'Course that's assumin' she IS in her right mind.
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
Oh, so you heard that, did you? You managed to hear what I muttered 'bout your not bein' in your right mind, huh? So hard of hearin', you are not.
What the mouses? Peepers, are you sayin' you DO get your jollies by ignorin' me?
Of all the no good for nothin' things.
And what are jollies, anyway? Anyone know?
I'm tellin' ya, IT'S NO WONDER I'm always havin' to yell at the peep.
And another thing...
And another thing...
And another thing, uhhh...
Gosh darn it, what with all this business with my HAVIN' to yell at the peep, I've gone and forgotten why I was tryin' to get her attention in the first place.
If only the peep were better at listenin'. This is totally HER fault, for sure.
Don't feel bad Seville, peeps can be very confusing.ReplyDelete
She's very devious, Seville.ReplyDelete
We totally understand you forgetting what you were yelling at your peep for. Just getting her attention is a full-time job. MOUSES!ReplyDelete
LOL! Distractions make for forgetfulness!ReplyDelete
Even if you're in your right mind...and more so when you're not!
Peeps have selective hearing. :)ReplyDelete
I know exactly what you mean, Seville. Every time I call places I just cant seem to get anyones attention. But say you want to spend some money and suddenly those same peeps are all ears. OK, so they may or may not be covered in ears, or actually just one HUGE ear, that you cant see on the phone on account of there being no camera, but you get my drift, no? or should that be yes? Being autistic is soo hard.ReplyDelete
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