Wednesday 4 January 2023

resolutions


I, Seville the Cat, do solemnly swear...


Scratch that.  Peepers says I shouldn't swear.


MOUSES!


I, Seville the Cat, do solemnly resolve...


That's better.  No swearin' involved.


MOUSES!


I, Seville the Cat, do solemnly resolve that in this here new year of 2023, Peepers will...


I know, I know...  I know what you're thinkin'.  You're thinkin' I should be makin' New Year's Resolutions for myself and not for the peep.


Well...


Well if you remember from years past, makin' resolutions for the peeps is kinda what I do.


MOUSES!


The thing is, as a cat, I'm pretty much perfect as it is.  So why the mouses would I be needin' to make resolutions to improve myself?  Perfection does not require improvin', you see.


Plus...


Plus, keepin' these New Year's Resolution thingies is a royal pain in the tail.


Or so I am told.


MOUSES!


That's right, it's far easier for me to make New Year's Resolutions for Peepers than to make 'em for myself.  Making 'em for her means I don't have to bother keepin' any resolutions, AND if Peepers doesn't keep the resolutions I've made for her...


Well...


Well if Peepers doesn't keep the New Year's Resolutions I've made for her, odds are my complaints 'bout her not keeping 'em will keep me supplied in topics for my blog all year long.


It's a win-win situation, for sure.


MOUSES!


Now back to this ol' resolution makin' thing.


I, Seville the Cat, do solemnly resolve that in this here new year of 2023, PEEPERS will...


MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.


13 comments:

  1. You are purrfect as you are, Seville!

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  2. The peep should resolved to always recognize you are correct always Seville!

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  3. I agree, cats are perfect- no resolutions needed. :)

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  4. Hahahahahaha!! You gotta know she won’t be keeping the resolutions!! Very few peeps ever do!!

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  5. This makes perfect sense, Sivvers. We hope you come up with some good resolutions for your peeps! XO

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  6. This makes perfect sense, Sivvers. We hope you come up with some good resolutions for your peeps! XO

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  7. I do hope Peepers appreciates all you do!

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  8. Charlee: "Making up resolutions for everybody else is a great idea!"
    Chaplin: "Yeah, for instance, I resolve that Dada should give us more food!"
    Charlee: "And I resolve that Dada should spend all his time in the chair with the comfy blanket I like to make muffins on!"
    Chaplin: "Ooh, good one! I resolve that Mama should do the same thing, except on the couch!"
    Lulu: "No resolutions for us dogs?"
    Chaplin: "We resolve that you dogs should be more like cats!"

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  9. Why are New Year's Resolutions like china ornaments on a mantelpiece?


    They are made to be broken (mol).

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  10. Why are New Year's resolutions like china ornaments on a mantelpiece?

    They are made to be broken (mol).

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  11. Maybe you can share a few of the resolutions you made for the peep? I made one. That is to be me. Then I made another for Mrs H which was that she needs to be more like me..... unless shes busy doing things for me, or the doing the housework. 🙂
    Have a great new year!
    Toodle pips and purrs
    ERin

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I love hearin' from my pals. I really, REALLY do. PURRS.