You know I'm right, Peepers. You KNOW I'm right. You must know, know, KNOW that I'm right, for sure.
Yeah, yeah... I'm just sayin'...
Don't give me that innocent look like you don't know what I'm talkin' about. Or like you don't know that I'm right. Or...
Well just don't give me that look, Peepers. You DO know what I'm talkin' about, for sure.
Plus, you know that I'm right.
I know, I know... I know what you're thinkin'. You thinkin', Peepers has gone and messed somethin' up, AGAIN. And do you know somethin', my friends?
YOU WOULD BE RIGHT.
So Santa brought Saffy and me this round, tunnel nestin' thing for Christmas. And Santa, bein' the great kinda guy Santa Claus is, had his elves set it all up for us and everythin'. There it was under the tree, ready to move in. Ready to use. Ready to be enjoyed to the fullest, for sure. Santa is thoughtful that way.
Well the peeps gave Saffy and me a hammock. It's a nice hammock, I guess. I suppose... The picture on the box looks really nice. REALLY nice, actually. The picture on the box looks like Saffy and me could be enjoyin' that hammock, a lot...
ONCE IT'S SET UP.
That's right, my friends: the hammock is still all in pieces.
Now I like a good sleepin' spot as well as the next cat but NO cat can sleep in a hammock before it's uh...
Before it's all hammockitzed, you see.
Now if SANTA had brought us kitties that hammock, he would have had his elves set it all up so that it was ready for one of us cats to jump right into and enjoy a good snooze. I know he would. I know he would have done that, for sure. SANTA would never had left all the kajillion bazillion hammock pieces loose in a box waitin' to be assembled at some later date, later than Christmas. SANTA would have wanted Saffy and me to be able to enjoy our new hammock right away!
I just know he would, 'cause that's the good kinda guy that Santa Clause is.
And you know what else? The box isn't even big enough for nappin'!
I'm tellin' ya, Peepers. SANTA would have given us that hammock already assembled.
Remember to mask up, too.