Hey ho, Sivvers the Cat here, bringin' you the latest news from snowy Nova Scotia. And boy-oh-boy do I have big news for you today.
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
NO, I am not tellin' my readers all about the snow. I mean, yeah, that foot or more of snow we had Friday is kinda big news, but it's OLD news, for sure. All the other news stations have reported on it by now.
NO, I'm am not tellin' my readers all about how some kind neighbour came and shovelled out the end of the driveway after the county plough dumped a whole mountain down there after our snowplough guy came. I don't know all the details, you see, on account of my not knowin' which neighbour was so kind. That story will have to wait until I've done further investigation. I, Seville the Cat, don't wanna do a shoddy story filled with more holes than Swiss cheese.
This isn't VULPES NEWS, you know.
Are you still babblin' there, Peepers? Is that you I hear? What on earth are you babblin' on about NOW?
hard bein' stuck here with you and Peep #2 for that long, is on ME.
My readers already know all 'bout that, you see.
Just be quiet for a moment there, Peepers, will you?
I said, BE QUIET!
Which you would have heard had you not been pesterin' me with stupid questions.
Okay everybody, here it is...
My big news is...
Are you sittin' down?
Are you listenin'?
Saffron is in.
AND I HAVE A NEW BROTHER.
With a a name more suited to an orange girl kitty than a Russian Blue boy, but you know my peep: she's pretty much useless when it comes to these things.
Details to follow, Wednesday.
Remember to mask up, too.