We interrupt this blog post with the followin' public service announcement.
MOUSES!
Hey Peepers! Come over here, would ya? There's somethin' I need you to see. That. You need to see that. *points paw* THAT!
*gives head a shake*
I said, THAT! What are you, Peepers, BLIND?
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Oh, sorry there peep. I was pointin' at the wrong thing. That there speck is nothin' but a speck of dust.
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Okay, this... *points paw again* ...is what I actually wanted you to see. See that? See that there speck?
Well...
Well that there speck is a flea.
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I know, I know... I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin' that I, Seville the Cat, have fleas.
WRONG!!!
I, Seville the Cat, do not get fleas.
MOUSES!
But accordin' to the Nova Scotia Government's website, late summer - aka August and September - is peak season for fleas.
Bet you didn't know our provincial government has info 'bout fleas on-line, did ya. But they do!
So for all you cats out there who, unlike me, DO get fleas, it's time for you to have "the talk"with your peeps. Yup, it's time to be talkin' to your peeps 'bout fleas; and makin' sure necessary precautions are taken.
You don't wanna be bringin' those pesky critters into the house, you see.
Personally, I highly recommend one of those flea combs. The use of a flea comb can provide you and your peeps with endless quality bonding time.
Plus, it feels kinda good.
EVEN THOUGH I, MYSELF, DON'T GET FLEAS.
But I've been TOLD how good those combs can feel, you see.
Okay, FINE. I've been known to let the peeps use one on me. Just for fun, mind you. JUST FOR FUN!
'Cause remember, I, Seville the Cat, DON'T GET FLEAS.
I have, however, been dabbed on the back of the neck.
You know, with stuff from the vet.
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Peepers says it's "MANCAT COLOGNE," but I have my doubts. Doesn't smell like the colognes I've seen advertised on TV.
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But anyway...
Oh so I've been told.
By a friend.
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Remember to mask up, too.
We get that dab on the back of the neck thing too Seville. Those fleas just can't be trusted!
ReplyDeleteNope, they sure can't. Fleas are super untrustworthy, for sure. MOUSES!
DeleteAn excellent public service announcement, Seville!
ReplyDeleteI do try. purrs
DeleteFleas are definitely NOT friends or good house guests, Sivvers. That dab of cologne sounds like a fair trade-off!
ReplyDeleteJust wish that "mancat cologne" smelled like catnip, you know? That's what colognes SHOULD smell like, for sure. MOUSES!
DeleteFluffing fleas! I can't stand them!
ReplyDeleteThey're nasty, all right.
DeleteNot that I would know.
But that's what I've been told.
I don't get fleas, you see. MOUSES!
Plus in this age of covid, them suckers just cant be trusted to do the whole social distancing thing!
ReplyDeleteToodlepips and Purrs
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They certainly can't. The government needs to start issuin' fleas tickets and fines for not social distancin'. Hmmm... Think I'll whip up a letter to send to the Premier 'bout that right now. MOUSES!
DeleteUh oh, this reminded our mom she is way behind in our flea treatment. Excuse me, I gotta go hide!
ReplyDeleteNow tell me, does your LADYcat cologne smell like somethin' you would call cologne? I'm thinkin' when Peepers tells me my dabs are mancat cologne, she's lyin'. MOUSES!
DeleteNobody wants those pesky fleas, that's for sure!
ReplyDeleteI am glad you don't get fleas.:)
ReplyDeleteI've never had fleas, nor that cat cologne, I just think they don't like me😸Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend🐾😽💞
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