Wednesday, 21 July 2021

mousin' out loud

For mousin' out loud, Peepers.  You could have turned my computer on for me BEFORE goin' out this mornin', you know.  It's already afternoon and I don't have today's blog post written yet!


MOUSES!


And to think I was gonna blog somethin' nice about you, today.


GONNA.


AS IN PAST TENSE.


MOUSES!


Actually, I had absolutely no intention of bloggin' nice things about the peep, on account of my not havin' any nice things about her to blog.  But let her think she's missed out on somethin' on account of her lousy, good-for-nothin' inconsiderateness.


Might teach her a lesson or two.


MOUSES!


But truth be told, I DID have important stuff about which to blog, today.  Thing is, we're havin' a provincial election here in Nova Scotia.  Yup, the election was called, Saturday, and do you know what?


Well, DO you?


Not a single political party asked me to run.


CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?


MOUSES!


Their mistake, for sure.  I mean, WHO WOULDN'T vote for me?


Well, maybe not dogs, on account of my bein' a cat, and all.


NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHIN' WRONG with bein' a cat.  Quite the opposite, in fact.  But dogs will be dogs, and very rarely does a dog vote for a cat.


Good thing they can't vote.


MOUSES!


Plus there's that mouse I told off the other day who might refuse to vote for me, EVEN THOUGH that mouse deserved a right tellin' off, for sure.  And mice tend to have big families, you see, and I'm betttin' all those family members of his wouldn't put a little 'x' by my name, either.


Good thing they, too, can't vote.


MOUSES!


But as for peeps, I'm bettin' one hundred percent of the peeps out there would vote for me.  One hundred percent!  Some might even try to vote twice!  If that were allowed, that is.  Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee...


Seriously though, who WOULDN'T vote for me?  After all, I'm a cat.  Cats are smart.  Cats are cute.  Cats are way smarter and way cuter than peeps.  WAY.  It's a fact.


I know, I know...  I know what you're thinkin'.  You're thinkin', we cats often have a skeleton or two in our closets and everyone knows a skeleton in the closet is the end of most political careers.  But do you know what?  IT'S NOT TRUE FOR CATS.   Any skeletons in my closet are the skeletons of mice.


Which is another reason that mouse I told off might not give me his vote.


If he had one.


MOUSES!


But come on...  HONESTLY, if one of the political parties had asked me to run - ANY ONE of those parties in play - I would have had that ridin' locked up.  It would have been mine, ALL mine.  I'd have been a shoe in, for sure.


Even though, as a cat, I don't wear shoes.


But alas, I wasn't asked.


*sighs*


MOUSES!


Oh well, it's their loss.  I'm gonna hold my tail high, knowin' the fact I wasn't ask to run in the provincial election says a whole lot more 'bout them than it does about me.  A whole lot more, for sure.


And then...


And then I'm gonna do what all cats do: gonna go take a nap.


MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.

16 comments:

  1. Seville, I know for a fact that cats HAVE BEEN ELECTED around the world, so Nova Scotia would be another enlightened community!
    Too bad for this election, but maybe the next one?!?

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    1. Maybe next time... Maybe. IF I decide to lower myself and join in on their stupid old election, that is. MOUSES!

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  2. We love you Seville so don't ever become a politician, you're too honest for that profession!

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    1. Awww... What sweet things you say, my friend. PURRS

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  3. I'd certainly vote for you, Seville.

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    1. You would? OF COURSE you would. See? I would have been a shoe in, for sure. MOUSES!

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  4. Stupid peeps! Why WOULDN'T they ask you to run, Sivvers? Heck, WE would vote for you. LOTS!

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    1. I don't understand it myself. I mean, political parties WANT their candidates to win, right? Each and every one of those parties should have been knockin' on my door BEGGIN' me to represent 'em. Beggin' and bribin', I think. They should have been knockin' on my door, offerin' me nine lifetime supplies of the nip. MOUSES!

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  5. Seville I would vote for you in a heartbeat! You are not only a Cat but a Ginger Cat! The most selfless and truly honest of Cats! They had better put you as a Write In

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    1. Write-ins! OF COURSE. My gosh, I never thought of that. PURRS

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  6. dood....we wood votez for ewe...sew rite therz like 3 votez with each paw which equalz bout 174,033 votez { yea ...math } we think we will call yur province and tell em ta put yur name on de tickit !! ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Oh, please do. PLEASE do! 174,033 write-in (or call-in) votes will give me the win. MOUSES!

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  7. I would vote for you if I lived in near you. XO

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    1. You would? Awww... It really is too bad I'm not runnin'. *sighs*

      MOUSES!

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  8. Seville, there was an unexpected mayoral election in my town because our current mayor's daughter got sick and mayor has to leave office. Our next door neighbor is one of the candidates running for office. My pawrents are not voting for her. They voted for the other guy. I'm thinking I would make a good mayor. I'm pwetty. I like purrple. And I'm available for pawties. And likable. I think all things said and done, the hoomons missed the boat when they didn't suggest I run for office. Maybe I'll run in the next pwesidential elekshun. Love, Dori

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    1. You ARE pretty, you DO like purple, and OF COURSE you're available for parties. My gosh, Dori, you are the PURRfect candidate, for sure! Yup, you should definitely run for President in 2024. Definitely. MOUSES!

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