Happy Pee Day, Peepers!
I said, HAPPY PEE DAY!
Why are you givin' me that funny look?
Oh for mousin' out loud; a kitty wishes his peep a Happy Pee Day and what does a kitty get?
NOTHIN' BUT GRIEF.
The thing is, Peepers, today is Mothers Day. But you're not my mama. My mama was a cat and you, lady, are no cat. You're merely a peep. But...
But still, you do do stuff that a mama cat would do, I suppose, like makin' sure my food and water bowls are full, providin' a roof over my head, supplyin' me with the nip, etc, etc... So...
So I figured, even though you're not my actual mama - who was a cat - you do deserve some sort of recognition today.
What? What's that? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
Well yeah, I shortened peep to pee.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
Because Pee Day is a whole lot easier to say than PeeP Day, that's why. That extra consonant in there makes me all tongue-tied and stuff.
But don't be expectin' a Pee Day card or anythin' like that. Surprisingly enough, Hallmark DOESN'T actually make a card for every occasion.
Look Peepers, when YOU'VE been stuck in a house with a couple of good-for-nothin' peeps for three hundred and twenty-six million, five hundred and ninety-two thousand cat seconds, THEN you'll get to have a say in whether it's called Pee Day or PeeP Day. But until then...
WHAT I SAY, GOES.
On account of my bein' a cat.
Yeah, you keep on complainin' and I'll be wishin' you a Happy Poo Day, as you appear to have some kinda weird fetish with litter boxes and stuff. Would you rather be celebratin' Poo Day, today, Peepers? Would you?
That shut her up.
Like I said before, a kitty wishes his peep a Happy Pee Day and what does a kitty get?
NOTHIN' BUT GRIEF.
SO HAPPY PEE DAY, PEEPERS!
Remember to mask up, too.
Happy Pee Day! You're right Seville, not having to type that extra letter is so much faster.ReplyDelete
Happy Mother's Day to your wonderful mom! XOReplyDelete
Better yet, why not have a happy nip day! Nip gifts of the toothy kind if you dont get nip gifts of the, well, nip kind! Works for me!ReplyDelete
Toodle pips and purrs
Seville, you are the silliest kitty around, but don't stop being you!ReplyDelete
We hope your peep had a wonderful Mother's Day!ReplyDelete
Happy Pee...p day MOL! Seville you are the bestReplyDelete
Actually Happy PeeP Day is a lot more funner to say and celebrate than plain ol' Mother's Day. I vote we all celebrate PeeP's day from now on, starting with a dinner of shrimps and tuna. Purrs, Herman and DoriReplyDelete