BREAKING NEWS...
*sound of keyboard, rattling*
We interrupt our current programming for the following breaking news....
THERE'S A STORM A-COMIN', FOR SURE.
MOUSES!
On this BEAUTIFUL sunny Saturday, Nova Scotian peeps are linin' up in grocery stores as I speak, preparing for tomorrow's winter storm. The storm will be a snow - ice - rain event, accompanied by strong winds. In other words, IT'S GONNA BE ONE BIG OL' ICY MESS. Expect floodin' due to heavy rain and frozen ground. PREPARE NOW. Make sure your cars are gassed up, and stock up on necessities. Expect shortages of bottled water, milk, bread, and of course, storm chips.
What the mouses?
Who the mouses wrote this moused-up script?
Storm chips? STORM chips? What weird kinda chips are those?
MOUSES!
Excuse me for a moment, my listeners, while I go check with the head news writin' peep.
Okay, I'm back.
Apparently, it was not a typo. Nope, not a typo at all. APPARENTLY, here in Nova Scotia, storm chips really do exist.
Can you believe it?
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And yes, stores may run out.
APPARENTLY, storm chips are the kinda potato chips one buys to eat durin' a storm. They're no different from non storm day chips. The only difference is when one plans to eat 'em.
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So anyway...
So anyway, as a cat, I don't eat stupid ol' chips.
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What I wanna know is, are peeps stockin' up on the IMPORTANT things in life, like...
Well...
Well like cat food, catnip, treats, kitty litter, additional catnip, and of course, more treats.
No self-respectin' kitty would be waitin' in line with a cart load of bread and storm chips. No self-respectin' kitty would even dream of doin' such a thing.
And do you know why?
Well I'll TELL you why.
'Cause all self-respectin' kitties know what IS important, and what's not. And self-respectin' kitties KNOW, no one needs to be eatin' chips durin' a storm.
No way.
No how.
Just... NO.
Any self-respectin' kitty can tell you that what's needed the most during storms are cat food, catnip, treats, kitty litter, additional catnip, and of course, more treats.
Although not necessarily in that order.
MOUSES!
So there you have it, folks. BE PREPARED for this weekend's winter storm. Make sure you're stocked up with the most essential necessities like... Treats.
STOCK UP ON STORM TREATS, NOW.
And you'd better hurry before stores run out.
MOUSES!
Actually, some us enjoy an occasional potato chip chip. But treats are much better and we need to be prepared. You all have a good day.
ReplyDeleteOooh, now I have a craving for some storm chips.
ReplyDeleteWell as long as the peep has stocked up on your necessities first, she can get her storm chips as well. I hope the storm isn't too bad.
ReplyDeleteStorm chips don’t sound as good as storm treats!
ReplyDeleteAnd Storm Nip, don't forget da nip!
ReplyDeleteBut I could go for some chips too.
Storm chips?! What a silly thing. Only humans would come up with something like that. Now, storm TREATS... that's different.
ReplyDeleteStorm treats sounds a great new marketing gimmick . . . now what a bright cat like you, Seville, should do is have special treats made for every situation, like 'Rainy Tuesday chips', and 'hot weekend in July chips'. Just think, the weather options alone will make you a millionaire almost overnight!
ReplyDeletePurrs
ERin
Sorry to hear that Seville. Here is only calling for 40 mm of rain.
ReplyDeleteThe East coast seems to get the really interesting weather.
Well Seiver, I, too, have never heard of storm chips, but the peeps around my part of the country, (that's Va, in the USA) have been going absolutely crazy!!! We are supposed to have bitter cold temperatures and possibly some snow and ice!! And ya know what these peeps are buying???? I'll tell ya!!!! They are snatching up milk, bread, eggs and toilet paper!!!! Apparently, peeps eat milk sandwiches and then have to make many many trips to the bathroom!!! Not really sure why the eggs tho!!!!
ReplyDeleteI dont know about peeps Seiver!!! But I know my peep gets extra food and treats for me and my fur-sibs!!!
It is super cold here this morning..... -7 as we speak.....and the weather people say it actually feels like -18....bbbrrrrrr!!! I hope the peeps make sure their milk is warm for their sandwiches!!!! Lol!!!
Definitely stock up on all your kitty needs Seville if your peeps can have storms chips(mom thought it was something falling out the sky)then you're definitely aloud your survival things. Stay safe.x😻💜🐾 Spike The Scottish Black Cat.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely stock up on all your kitty needs Seville if your peeps can have storms chips(mom thought it was something falling out the sky)then you're definitely aloud your survival things. Stay safe.x������ Spike The Scottish Black Cat.
ReplyDeleteI hope your peeps stocked up on their list of supplies and yours.
ReplyDeleteAlso hope the storm wasn't too bad. We got 6 inches, but it is very cold and windy now.
Yes, indeed! Storm TREATS are important. Chips? Not so much.
ReplyDeleteSeville, the stores were packed today, and the storm has already gone by! What's with that? I DID buy huge amounts of cat food, and just a little bit of human food. Obviously, I know what's impawtant!
ReplyDeleteWHAT? Stormy chips...what has happened to the cats&dogs, Seville🙀Pawkisses for a warm week ahead🐾😽💞
ReplyDeleteSevers, at first you had me wondering if storm chips are like smelly cow chips. Tee hee hee. Yes, I think humans have it all wrong. Of course the priority when a storm is on it's way is to stock up on supplies for us pussycats! Winks.
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