Wednesday, 16 January 2019
Peepers, don't make me say it again.
Stop. STOP! Stop that right now. Don't make me come over there and give you a piece of my mind.
STOP, I tell you. STOP!!!
Peepers... You're EMBARRASSING me.
For mousin' out loud. I'm tellin' ya, a kitty in this house gets no privacy whatsoever. No privacy at all! A kitty can't even use the litter box without peeps lurkin' about.
Okay, so there was no actual note takin', but still...
What IS up with the watchin' of kitties while kitties are doin' their bathroom activities?
You'll never find us cats watchin' peeps while they're doin' their...
Okay, so maybe you will.
But in all fairness, what I've seen peeps doin' in bathrooms is somethin' no self-respectin' kitty has ever wanted to see.
Well first of all, peeps have no fur.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Well nothin' really matters after that.
But back to this business 'bout peeps watchin' us cats doin' our... You know... Business.
CAN A KITTY HAVE NO PRIVACY AT ALL?
And then, AFTER they invade our privacy by watchin' us... You know... Poop. Well after watchin' us do that, what do they do?
I'LL TELL YOU what they do.
They say, "Good boy there, Sivvers. Good boy."
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
First of all, I ALREADY KNOW I'm a good boy. I don't need peeps tellin' me that.
And secondly, when they say it, WHY DO THEY SOUND SO SURPRISED?
And are they surprised that I'm good? Or surprised that I've pooped? Or surprised that I've pooped IN the box?
WHERE ELSE AM I GONNA DO IT?
You know, I once heard tell of a kitty who did it in a shoe.
Yup, TOTALLY true.
But that kitty was definitely not me.
So, as you can see, I DON'T NEED supervision while I'm... Doin' my... Pee.
I don't need supervision while usin' the litter box. I don't need affirmation after I've used it. And I MOST CERTAINLY DON'T need anyone watchin' me while I wash up.
No, what I DO NEED is a little privacy while usin' the bathroom. Privacy, peeps. PRIVACY! It's this thing where you let us cats do our business in peace.
Peepers! I thought I told you to leave me alone.
Oh for the love of mouses. If you're gonna be lurkin' about there, Peepers, why don't you make yourself useful and clean out the box.
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Peeps sure do have some weird hobbies!ReplyDelete
Maybe the Peep thinks she's a lifeguard at the beach? Do you build sandcastles in your litter box? My cat Jake does major excavations when he uses the litter box, and I have to watch him so he doesn't throw all the litter on the floor. ;)ReplyDelete
Oh my, this really is so rude of the staff–I do hope they gave an adequate explanation for their . . . er . . . perusal of your toilet?ReplyDelete
I'm sorry Seville but it's a fact of life that peeps far and wide have an obsession with litter box surveillance. The first sign of anything wrong and it's panic stations, so that means you were a good mancat to not cause your peep to go into meltdown.ReplyDelete
Humans are very strange about litter box things, aren't they?ReplyDelete
I hide around the corner, so no cats really see me watching them! LOL!ReplyDelete
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I feel the invasion at our house too Seville. Dad hovers. Oh so what if I have a little Kling-On at times does he have to hover. Hover with wet wipes. Siv my pal you don't know how good you have itReplyDelete
You know, Ninja and I LOVE to accompany Mom to the powder room...ad we run like mad when she comes into our litter boxroom...NO watching of cats happens on purpose here!!! Now it is different at Dad's house...the litter bo is under the bathroom sink.ReplyDelete
We hear you, Sivvers! Peepers sure are weird.ReplyDelete
That's the way to tell your ol' peep, Severs. My mom does the same thing. She tells me "Good kitty" when I leave a deposit in my litter box. It's kind of condescending, 'cause I've never missed the box in all my adult years. Now, if she expects me to say "Good momma" to her after she does a dooty in her porcelain potty she's CRAZY! Winks.ReplyDelete