Reasons peeps sue.Hmm...
Scratch that.
Top reasons peeps sue.
Hmm...
Scratch that, too.
Top reasons CATS sue.
Better.
MOUSES!
Okay, okay... I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin', what have the peeps done now?
Actually.... Nothin'. Nope, nothin' at all.
At least not today.
So far.
BUT I'm still makin' a list of things they MIGHT do, that might make me wanna sue.
MOUSES!
At the top of my list is: Providing' an insufficient supply of the nip.
Of course, that kinda goes without sayin', right? I mean, I shouldn't even have to add that to my list. It should be somethin' we all just... You know... KNOW.
But my list doesn't stop there, my friends. Oh no.
Okay, so maybe it does, but that's 'cause I've ONLY JUST STARTED my list. Give me another hour or two and I'll have more reasons, for sure. Reasons like...
Uh...
Um...
I know! Reasons like publicly postin' on-line, when some kitty uses the wrong side of the box. That's gotta be a sueable reason, for sure. PEEPS OUT THERE DON'T NEED TO KNOW 'BOUT EVERY KITTY'S LITTER BOX MISTAKES.MOUSES!
Do we cats post 'bout PEEP bathroom issues on-line? Huh? HUH? DO we?
Okay, so maybe we do.
But still...
MOUSES!
I'm tellin' ya, the other day I walked into the bathroom after Peep #1 had been in there, and the whole moused-up place STUNK like nothin' has EVER stunk before. My gosh, the whole room smelled like roses.
Or maybe it was peonies...
Nah, it smelled of stinky ol' roses, for sure.
BUT DID I IMMEDIATELY GO ON-LINE TELLIN' THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD 'BOUT THE ROSE-STINKING BATHROOM HABITS OF MY PEEP?
Of course not. Bein' a cat, I know better than that.
MOUSES!
Yeah, but one of us CATS makes a stink in the litter box, the next thing you know, there are stinkin' headlines 'bout the smell on every website, worldwide.
CAT STINKS UP LITTER BOX TO HIGH HEAVEN.
CAT OUT-STINKS LOCAL STINKAROO.
CAT USES LITTER BOX AND PEEPS FLEE OUTDOORS DURING SNOWSTORM.
You know, those sorta things.
Now SURELY THOSE are reasons to sue.MOUSES!
You know, I don't think I even NEED a whole list of stuff over which I can sue. I think my list is already long enough. I think I've already given myself ample reasons to sue. I think...
Actually, I think I'm gonna excuse myself and go use the litter box. I'll let you know if shortly afterwards, I HAVE GOOD REASON TO SUE.
MOUSES!
Hmmm stinks of roses does it? What has the peep been up to now! Seville, you must have heard the saying that some people will fall in the poop and still come out smelling of roses.
ReplyDeleteI just heard about Andy and I am very sorry for your loss. My thoughts are with your family.
I just read about Andy and I am devastated! I don;t know he was sick and it just hurts my heart that he went to the Bridge. Love and hugs to the erst of you and your momma. Please accept our condolences. Angel Nerissa, I know you had to have been waiting to show Andy around and take care of him. XXXXX
ReplyDeleteWe just learned about Andy and want to say how sorry we are. Run free, Andy ! And keep an eye on the mischief back home !
ReplyDeleteYes, us cats are much more polite and sure wouldn't post that kind of thing!. We are. all so sorry about dear Anderson. Hugs and love from all of us.
ReplyDeleteWe are so very sorry about Andy, our hearts are breaking for your family Purrs of comfort and paws of sympathy.
ReplyDeleteWe think you should be thankful the bathroom stank of roses, there are worse things it could stink of LAVENDER FOR ONE.
We agree, Sivvers. Peeps' poops are the worst, if you ask us!
ReplyDeleteWe're so sorry to hear of Andy's passing. Please know we love you and your family, and are sending love and purrs and prayers as you mourn the loss of your special brother.
I just heard about Andy. I am so sorry. XO
ReplyDeleteWe are so sorry to hear 'bout Andy. He was such a handsuma nd special mancat. We're sendin' lots of hugs and purrayers.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Raena
I hate to tell you...it is only my Mom's bathroom that smells like roses...my human brother's - Ninja's Dad's smells like our litter box room...just saying...
ReplyDeleteWe send you Love and Hugs and Purrs and Strength. We will miss Anderson.
Marv and Mon
it all adds to the aroma...hehehe,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteI cant tell you the number of times I could sue the prior staff in this palace. Fortunately Mrs H is way more obliging on the treat and cream front, so I do not have anything there to complain about. However, I do need to sue someone about the absence of mice, and also the absence of sun, as well as the absence of a bit of snow. Once we get the snow I shall then be forced to complain about the inevitable surplus or surfeit of the stuff, too! Come to think about it, you guys in Canada could be suing about the snow most of the year–or do you have insurance for that sort of thing?
ReplyDeleteBoy a cats life is never finished ;)
have a great week
Purrs
ERin
I'm so sorry about Andy. Purrs to you all. <3
ReplyDeleteI am so very sorry for your families loss. I had no idea that Andy was ill or that he passed. Deepest of sympathies for you all. Me and my kitties send paw hugs and love.
ReplyDeleteWe aren't particularly fond of the smell of roses either. Dori wants to sue over the smallest infraction, but she can't afford a lawyer, so she gives Frank her extra noms which sends him to do his bizness in the litter box. And that is how she gets her point across, cuz Frank in the box sends our hoomons running from the house.
ReplyDeleteOur deepest condolences on the loss of Andy. Soft paws...
Godspeed your journey to heaven Andy; we are truly sorry. We send hugs and loves to mom, dad and the family you leave behind..please tell Nissy we said hi ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteThere are flowers in Mom's bathroom, but they're of the carnation sort and not of the rose kind. I'm suspecting there as a way for my peeps to try and mask their smells, but they're not fooling me!
ReplyDeleteOh, Severs, Mom and were very saddened when we learned about Andy. We always luved to hear about him on your bloggie. He is already missed very much by us and my all his other blogging and social media furr-iends.