HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Okay, so New Year's Day was actually yesterday, but still...
But still, I'm bettin' there are some peeps just gettin' up today. You know, on account of too much celebratin' on New Year's Eve.
So anyway, you've all heard 'bout that eatin', prayin', and lovin' book, right?
No... No. No, I'm not talking 'bout the cookbook where you eat what your peep made you, SAY you loved it, and then pray it doesn't give you indigestion.
No, I'm talking 'bout a different book.
ACTUALLY, I'm not talkin' about a book at all. Not a movie, either. I'm talkin' about the fact that I've come up with a way better sayin', for lack of a better word, than the above. I've come up with one that is more pertinent to us cats.
Snack. Play. Nap.
Yeah, what I've come up with is about snackin' on treats, playin' with nip toys, and then takin' a nap.
Although not necessarily in that order.
And once you've snacked and played and napped, you repeat it all over again.
The above is my New Year resolution, by the way. In 2019, I've resolved to do more snackin', more playin', and more nappin', for sure.
And more nippin', of course, but that goes without sayin'.
And more mockin' of the peeps, for sure.
And again, it goes without sayin'.
But what about my fur-sibs, you ask? What might their New Year resolutions be for 2019?
Huh. Truth be told, I haven't asked, but I'm thinkin' Mason wants to do more purrin' - as if she doesn't do enough of that already. As for those two long-haired marmie freaks I call my brothers... Well they probably wanna...
Well they probably wanna snack and play and nap just like me!
'Cause as everyone knows, I am the trendsetter in this here household.
And as for the peeps...
Well rumour has it, they've resolved to do a better job of waitin' on us cats, front and hind paw. Or is that hand and foot? Nah, the first one sounds way better, for sure.