Hey you. Yeah, YOU! YOU, you little...
Stop squirmin', you little...
I said, STOP SQUIRMIN'.
Oh for mousin' out loud, of all the stupid, moused-up mice, I, Seville the Cat, had to come across the most stupid, most moused-up mouse of all.
I'm tellin' ya, it's times like this that can really try a cat's patience, for sure.
Now stand still there little fellow...
To tell you the truth, I don't know if you're a fellow or a gal.
Actually, to tell you the REAL truth, I don't really care. What I do care about is the fact that you're here in my garden, thinkin' you're gonna take up residence in my house, or somethin' like that.
And let me tell you somethin' little guy.
No way. No how. No chance.
You do realise that I, Seville the Cat, live in this here house, right?
You didn't know that, huh? Well I do. And although I'll admit to not bein' the most uh... Hmmm... Skilled? Nah, that doesn't sound very good. Hmmm... INTERESTED! Yeah, that's it. Bein' uninterested sounds WAY better than admittin' to havin' a lack of skills.
Now where was I?
Oh yeah. So LISTEN UP THERE, BUDDY, although I'll admit to not bein' the most INTERESTED cat when it comes to the huntin' of mice, I'm still not gonna let you move into my house.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE NEIGHBOURHOOD CATS WOULD SAY IF I ALLOWED MICE FREE ACCESS TO MY HOUSE?
Well I'LL TELL YOU what they'd say. They'd say... Oh gosh, I don't wanna even think about what they'd say. They'd be laughin' so hard, they might not even be able to get the words out, but the thing is...
THEY'D BE LAUGHIN' AT ME.
And I, Seville the Cat, am not gonna tolerate that.
So lookie here, mousie dear, I'm givin' you fair warnin' right here and right now. You're to pack up your things and mosey along, without even so much as a song. 'Cause I ain't no PiPin' Pied kitty when it comes to the livin' arrangements of mice.
And what if you don't, you ask?
Well I'LL TELL YOU what will happen if you don't.
If you don't mosey along outta here, right this minute, RIGHT NOW, you're gonna be one dead mouse walkin' who won't be doin' ANY talkin', at all. You got that?
Good. 'Cause I have a reputation to protect, for sure.
But now I feel bad. I feel like a cruel and heartless CAD.
Oh mousie... OH MOUSIE... Little mousie, I do feel badly for kickin' you out like this, so I'll tell you what. Those neighbours over there? Yeah, that's the house. That's definitely the one. Well rumour has it, they have stock in a cheese company. That's right, a CHEESE company. They buy the stuff by the TONNE. Why don't you move in with them? Livin' there, I know you'd have amazin' and incredible fun.