Sunday 18 November 2018

stupid peeps

I'm tellin' ya, peeps can be SO stupid.

If I've said it once, I've said it a BILLION AND EIGHTY-SIX times.

It's like they think they're in a competition or somethin'.

A competition to see who's the most stupid, that is.

MOUSES!

And believe it or not, I'm not necessarily talking 'bout MY peeps.

Oh, they're stupid, alright.  And believe-you-me, if they were in a competition of the stupids, MY peeps would win, paws down, for sure.

MOUSES!

But other peeps can be super stupid, too.

Why just the other day...

Actually, I don't even WANNA THINK about what happened the other day.

But facts are facts, and the fact is, it did happen, so...

Okay, so for example, a kitty calls 9-1-1 to report the theft of a missin' nip plant, and what does a kitty get?

I'LL tell you what a kitty gets.  A kitty gets in big time trouble, for sure.

MOUSES!

It's not like it wasn't an emergency.

Oh sure, they SAID it wasn't an emergency, but WHAT THE MOUSES DO THEY know?

I mean...

I mean, a missin' nip plant is a missin' nip plant, and a missin' nip plant IS a BIG TIME EMERGENCY, for sure.

And the fact that the nip plant was later found...

MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN' AT ALL.

MOUSES!

You know, if a peep is gonna move a kitty's nip plants about, A PEEP SHOULD TELL said kitty they're movin' his nip plants about...

BEFORE said kitty calls 9-1-1.

And ESPECIALLY if said kitty is a little high on the nip, himself.

MOUSES!

Besides, I'm pretty sure that when my missin' nip plant was eventually found, it was missin' a few of its leaves.

Yeah, that's right, SOMEONE HAS BEEN SMOKIN' MY NIP.

MOUSES!

Okay, so I don't know that anyone was actually smokin' it, on account of my not knowin' any peeps 'round here who smoke, but...

BUT THEY COULD HAVE BEEN MAKIN' BROWNIES.

MOUSES!

This legalised human nip thing is WRECKIN' HAVOC on the Canadian catnip supply.

PEEPS DON'T HAVE A CLUE AS TO WHAT THEY'RE DOIN', for sure.

Not that they ever did.

Know what they're doin', I mean.

'Cause you know, peeps can be...

Well...

Well peeps can be super stupid, for sure.

And if I've said it once, I've said it a BILLION AND EIGHTY-SEVEN times.

MOUSES!


10 comments:

  1. MOUSES! We agree with you, Sivvers. A missing -- or even misplaced -- nip plant is 911 worthy, for sure! How is that NOT an emergency???

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  2. I can see why you were worried enough to call 911. You're right. They should have consulted with you first. At the very least they should have TOLD you about moving it.

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  3. Oh yea I agree Seville. I call the peeps down here 5 watts cause they ain't too bright!

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  4. You're gonna need to put a lock on your nip, Seville!

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  5. Yup, them peeps sure do do some strange things, so strange it's a wonder they still exist. Funny how do do is a bit like dodo, and we all know what happened to it! nyways them police need a special catnip squad to respond to specific feline incidents. Maybe even a treat squad too?
    Toodle pips and purrs
    ERin

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  6. Seville that is grounds for a letter to your M.P. Purrrhaps even a private members bill to be passed federally blocking the misuse and misplacement of Nip plants!

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  7. A missing nip plant is a disaster! Whatever was your peep thinking?

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  8. Seville, peeps have thumbs, which open cans of stinky yummies, or bags of crunchy lovelies! That's the only good thing they do, however...

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  9. How is a missing nip plant not an emergency?

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  10. I think all we pussycats need to set up our own hotline, since the peeps don't take our emergencies seriously. We could have the number to dial as 1-1-1, 'cause we pussycats are no. 1 of course!

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