Wednesday, 2 May 2018

ewww...

Ewww...

Don't worry, the peep didn't sit on one of my fur-sib's tossed cookies again.  Actually, what happened was way worse than that.

Ewww...

In fact, none of my fur-sibs even tossed their cookies today.  What happened was way worse than that.

EWWW...

No, there were no recent outside-of-the-litter-box accidents goin' around .  What happened was WAY worse than that.  It was way, way, WAY worse than that, for sure.

EWWW...

Give up?

Okay, I'll tell you.  I'll tell you what was way, way, way worse than kitties tossin' their cookies, and peeps sittin' on said tossed cookies, and stuff endin' up on the wrong side of the litter box.

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Okay, here goes.

Wait for it...

Peep #1 kissed me.

EWWW...

Told you.  I TOLD you it was way worse than all of the above.

MOUSES!

Yup, Peep #1 picked me up in her arms, gave me a big ol' hug - squeezin' me way too tightly for comfort if you ask me - and then...

And then...

And then she kissed me.

MOUSES!

Right on the top of my head.


RIGHT WHERE I CAN'T REACH TO WASH OFF ALL HER ICKY PEEP GERMS.

And you know she has 'em.

Peep germs, I mean.

After all, she IS a peep.

MOUSES!

Apparently, the peep was feelin' kinda  guilty 'bout her raisin' her voice to me the other day 'cause I was whappity-whappin' that new plastic ball toy she gave us cats - REPEATEDLY - down the upstairs hallway in the middle of night.

And so she should.

Feel guilty, I mean.

But then to kiss me?

On the TOP of my HEAD?

Talk about addin' insult to injury.

MOUSES!

Well do you know what?  Do you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna...

I'M GONNA...

I'm gonna get that ol' peep back.  Oh yeah, I'm gonna get her back, for sure.

I'm gonna....

Okay, so you can't actually see me right now, but if you could, you'd see a devilishly, devious smile growin' right across my face.  Yup, I'm smilin' just thinkin' about what I'm gonna do to that ol' peep to get her back.

And do you know what I'm gonna do, my friends?

Do you?

Well I'll TELL you what I'm gonna do.

The next time I use the ol' litter box, I'm gonna wash myself up from the ends of my whiskers to the tip of my tail, and then...

And then...

And then I'm gonna go kiss that ol' peep right back.

RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD.

MOUSES!

58 comments:

  1. Now there’s a thing. I get smooching every day st breakfast, absolutely insist on it, bit like the Godmother mol. But anytime after that and it’s not on, well not without stringent safety checks and media black outs etc... oh and loads of treats. Do you get those, as you should you know...,,
    Toodle pips
    Erin

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    1. You get treats for allowin' the peep to kiss you? As in bribes? MOUSES!

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  2. Oh dear! That is horrible! *Grammy of the M&M Crew is ROFLMBO* I bet your whiskers shrivelled up and died and your ear hairs got singed. *Laughing again* I do that all the time to my 5 and they like it. Oh alright, truth is, they tolerate it because I'm also CanOpener and PooperScooper and Scribe.

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    1. That's the thing with peeps: They're ALWAYS remindin' us 'bout the can openin' and litter box scoopin' things. MOUSES!

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  3. I don't think our peeps ever sat on our cookies, stepped in them yes!

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  4. Seville, sorry babe, but I'm on your mom's side with this one. Smooching a kitty on the head is a rare pleasure, and I do it as often as possible!

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  5. What a great plan! And yeah, we know all about the peep cooties, we get them here too.

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    1. Peeps are loaded with those cooties, for sure. MOUSES!

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  6. Ha. That retaliation smooch sure will show your peep who's boss, Sivvers!

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  7. MOL - I ackhually like kisses.

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  8. Oh I kiss Harvey all the time :-) and Silver likes it too. But they are sweet (and cuddly) boys!!!

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    1. You sayin' I'm not sweet and cuddly, Marjorie? MOUSES!

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  9. I like your way of getting back at her!

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    1. Over the years, I've learned to think with a devious mind. MOUSEs!

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  10. Awww Seville Peeps is just showing you how much she loves you.

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    1. But does she have to show me like that? Could she not just shower me with nip mice or somethin'? MOUSES!

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  11. Oh Severs, I think deep down you enjoyed that kiss on your head. (But I won't tell, I promise!) Mom is always giving me smooches on my ears. Then I have to clean them right afterwards, of course! Head nuzzles.

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    1. I don't mind quite so much if she kisses me on the paws. Those are quite easy to wash. purrs

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  12. dood.....we will bee rite bak coz we knead sum eye wash
    ore sum thin coz we swear ta COD ewe rited yur peepz kissed
    ewe..............

    oh kay we R bak

    faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....itz troo !!!!!!!!! ?????????

    ☺☺♥♥♥

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  13. Sometimes us peeps just can't resist! I steel cuddles from Reese ALL THE TIME. She pretends not to love it. I think you're pretending too!

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    1. Well we cats ARE pretty irresistible. But still... MOUSES!

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  14. Oh Seville, we humans love to kiss our fur families. It relaxes us and helps with stress. Man up and let your peeps kiss you, it will make her happy.

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    1. If ONLY she could learn to give me kisses where I can easily wash off her germs, afterwards. THEN it would be okay. I think. Maybe. purrs

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  15. My mommy loves to kissie me. Ewwww. But it DOES mean she loves me. Sigh. What we put up with. Bellie rubs, massages, good foodies, okay. But kissies?

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    1. We sure do have to put up with a lot, don't we. MOUSES!

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  16. WHAT?!?! How do you make a bad thing worse?!? KISS THE POOR VICTIM! It happens all the time in our house. Sometimes the apology is worse than the original action!

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    1. It's really disgustin', isn't it. Very high on the BLEH scale, for sure. MOUSES!

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  17. You are too funny. A smooch is not as bad as a litter box incident.

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  18. As long as they don't slobber it's okay.
    Have a great weekend...

    Noodle and crew

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  19. I think that's a good plan, Seville and make that kiss a little washable for the scent...MOL :D Pawkisses for a Happy kissy Sunday :) <3

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    1. That's the plan! Wash my bum, then... KISS! MOUSES!

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  20. Hah! I'm glad Karma-Kat doesn't mind head-smoochies, cuz I dole them out pretty regularly.

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  21. LOL! You know just how to get back! Nothing like a kiss right after a litter box bath.

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  22. MOL you got a kiss oy vey but you gave one back so now it is even isn't it

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  23. This is hilarious! All your stories are so much fun and really portray the life of a cat. Only one of my cats loves mu kisses and that is Tatiana. So I understand your pain =)

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    1. Yeah, I know how cats think. After all, I AM ONE! purrs

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  24. Dude we get that all the time! We just go with the flow - it makes life easier. OK Phoebe kicks up a fuss sometimes but Harvey just takes it on the nose, or the chin, or the top of the head.....

    Silver Kitten

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    1. Go with the flow? GO WITH THE FLOW? I, Seville the Cat, cannot agree to do that. MOUSES!

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  25. You got kissed by a human?! My kitties would agree with your disgust over this. They will walk backward and squish down as far as they can to get away from my puckered lips. You are lucky that you only got one kiss.
    -Purrs from your friends at www.PlayfulKitty.net

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    1. Oh my mouses. Had she kissed me twice? I think I would have given up the ghost right there and right then. MOUSES!

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  26. What a funny story! I love to kiss my humans and don't mind getting kissed, but they don't really let me kiss them on the face like I like. ~ Dear Mishu

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    1. If I were to kiss my peep on the face, she'd probably let me. Thing is, I don't wanna. Those peeps have germs, you see. MOUSES!

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  27. Well that will certainly teach them not to do it again! One time someone reached out and petted Mr. N without asking and he had just rolled in horse poop. Oops.

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    1. Oh my mouses! That's HILARIOUS!!! Did they get horse poopies all over their hands? MOUSES!

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  28. Oh Seville your Peep was sharing the love. You have quite the plan but be warned, I have a feeling if you return the favor your human may just repeat the same thing again. You've been warned! Ewww kuddies. LOL

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