Wednesday, 29 February 2012
my magical sister that isTess
There I am, sitting in the dining room when I hear a noise. The so-called pocket door was mostly closed but there was a teeny-tiny opening... maybe three inches. Not much of an opening, if you ask me. I noticed a fawn coloured paw coming in through the opening of the door. And then another. Then a nose. It was my sister Mason. That's as far as she got. The rest of her didn't fit. She waited for a minute or so but when no one got up to open the door any further, she gave up and went back into the kitchen. Probably for a snack or something.
A little while later, I heard another noise at the door. I thought to myself, "that Mason is back. If she didn't fit before having the snack, she sure as mouses isn't gonna fit afterwards." But I was wrong. Yes, it happens... not often but occasionally - VERY occasionally - I am sometimes wrong. Anywho...
It was my sister Tess. First I saw a nose, then whiskers and then a whole head! Then, like magic, she came right through the door. Yes, right through that teeny-tiny, little itty-bitty-witty, three-inch opening. I could hardly believe my eyes! If I hadn't see it for myself, I wouldn't have believed it at all. How she got through that opening is beyond me. Like I said, I think she uses magic. She must 'cause... well... how else could you explain it?
Tess isn't a big girl... but she's not teeny-tiny either. Not like the teeny-tiny opening through which she passed. I realise that her long hair makes her look bigger than she really is but still... she's just not that small! For the life of me, I don't understand the magic trick at all.
I'm gonna ask Tess if she'll teach me this trick. We could take this show on the road. Tess with her magic and me with my cuteness. Oh, what a show it would be. And we could bring along a peep or two. I understand that staff is usually required for the backstage stuff. So, if you happen to see my name up in lights, start preparing yourself for the best, most magical show in the world. Shhh... the house lights have dropped... the curtain is opening... the show is about to begin.
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Hey... if you come to our area... let me know so we can reserve three seats.ReplyDelete
Happy Leap Day.
You and sisfur Tess could join the circus! She does perform magic.ReplyDelete
ooooo - that would be a good show. We could send along Spud who can fit under dresser that mom swears he should NOT be able to get under....ReplyDelete
Magic! We love magic! When does your tour come to our area?ReplyDelete
You gots two bewteefuls sisfurs! Yes, I will practice my tightrope skillz and gets right beacks to you.ReplyDelete
We want to watch Tess, the magic cat! Do you do international shows?ReplyDelete
It'z Faerie Magic ^..^,,,,ReplyDelete
Larry & Lolly are da magical onez in owr house;))We believez in magic, big time!:))))))
We come watch your show when you come to town :)))
Purrz & Kissez ~ ♥♥xoxo
We would love to see you doing your magic.ReplyDelete
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Are you going to be putting the show on in the UK?ReplyDelete
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
We would love to see your show, because we loved being entertained!ReplyDelete
Oh! Cat Magic! Me loves cat magic!ReplyDelete
That beautiful Tess is very magical indeed!ReplyDelete
Oh we is all ready for the show.ReplyDelete
Me too wan´t to see picture on Tess doing the magic door trick :)ReplyDelete
We kitties ARE magical! And we never give away our secrets.ReplyDelete
Are you coming to the UK? We would like to see your show.ReplyDelete
"sure as mouses" MOL!! Love it! I always am amazed at the tiny openings that cats can go through...their bodies are so supple! Wish we could do that!ReplyDelete
That's a show we would watch!!ReplyDelete
Some kitties are magical! We had a kitty, Toby, who could open any door. The mom thought his extra toes were a sign of his ability. He hated closed doors and would go around opening them. Once the mom put his best kitty friend in the bathroom so she would be easy to put in the PTU to take to the VETS. When she finished opening the PTU she turned in time to see his tail leading her tail away from the bathroom.ReplyDelete
Maybe she's taken some lessons from that Knight Bus in the Harry Potter moobeez teh Human likes. It can slip through the eeeeensiest openings ever!ReplyDelete
WOWzers! Magic huh? Now that's exciting. Be sure and post the traveling magic show schedule cuz Mom and I wanna be there to see it!!!!ReplyDelete
Sammy (and his Mom)
I hear kitties with magical powers are in demand!! You two could make lots of green papers with your act.ReplyDelete
Just be sure you get top billong..and tje biggest dtessing rooms!ReplyDelete
P.S. We has pocket doors too, but SomeHuman managed to board them up! Can you IMAGINE???ReplyDelete
Ooh, we think we'd like pocket doors. Nicki's very good at opening sliding track doors and thinks he'd make it through a pocket door too. Maybe he could sign up as an apprentice in your magic act!ReplyDelete
I just noticed her eyes. I think there's something a little strange about her. Does she demonstrate other unearthly powers?ReplyDelete
Whoa! That is very cool, you should totally take theese magic show on the road! PS: I'z never heard of a pocket door before.ReplyDelete
We had a pocket door once. It was never left open wide enough for my royal roundness, so I'd have to take the long way around to the living room.ReplyDelete
Tess is very smart, but I don't think she'll be sharing her secret!
Can you guys make a bunny appear too?ReplyDelete
yeah, we would pay a pile o'catnip to see that trick in purrson!ReplyDelete