Showing posts with label weird weather. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird weather. Show all posts

Wednesday, 23 February 2022

hey ho!


Hey ho, Sivvers the Cat here, reportin' LIVE from sunny...


Nope, not sunny at all.


But it is mild.


Hey ho, Sivvers the Cat here, reportin' LIVE from mild and rainy Nova Scotia.


But hang on a minute or two, and the freezin' cold winter will be back in no time.


MOUSES!


Let me tell you somethin', my friends.  Let me tell you!  Let me tell you 'bout this weird weather we've been havin' as of late.


Rain.  Cold.  Freezin' rain.  Warm and sunny!  Snow and freezin' cold.  It's the weirdest weather I ever did see.  And the thing is...


The thing is...


The thing is, due to all these ups and downs - Winter.  Spring.  Fall.  Winter.  Fall.  Spring! - over the course of a matter of weeks, I no longer know what season it is.  It's like Mother Nature decided to go into hyper drive and we're experiencin' five or six years in three or four weeks.


MOUSES!


And Saffron?


Well, Saffy Saffron Saffers is payin' a premium price due to this weird weather, for sure.  One day he thinks it's spring and starts howlin', lookin' for girls, and the next day he's doin' the winter thing and is snuggled up on the big green chair in the livin' room which, by the way, he has commandeered as his own.  And then the the next day...


What?  What's that you're askin' me about?


Oh.  That.  The thing 'bout his lookin' for girls.


Well...


Well the thing is, even though Saffron has a girly-girl name, he is most definitely male.  But you already knew that, right?


Too bad the peep didn't know before callin' him Saffron.


MOUSES!


And not only is he a boy, which you already knew, he has most definitely not been neutered.


Thus, the bit 'bout his lookin' for girls.


Peepers called Dr. T as soon as she had Saffy in the house, but my hospital was booked up solid for weeks.  AND WEEKS!  First appointment for surgery she could get was in early April, so...


So...


So mid-March, Saffy Saffron Saffers is goin' in for an appointment to get his vaccines and things, and then...


And then...


Then a couple weeks after that...


Snip, snip.


Bwahahahahahahahaha...


MOUSES!


Can't come soon enough, either.


MOUSES!



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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.