IT SNOWED!
Nope, that's not right. Sounds way too cheery to me.
IT SNOWED.
Better, but uh...
Gosh darn it, woke up this mornin' to the white stuff. 'Cause it snowed.
Yeah, that's about right.
MOUSES!
You heard it right here, folks. You heard it right here! Last night, it snowed.
MOUSES!
Now it wasn't a lot of snow, mind you. In fact, it wasn't very much, at all. But it was most definitely snow.
And what's more...
It was cold.
Felt it on my paws when I stepped outside, and everythin'.
MOUSES!
But the sun was shinin' and made the snow look all sparkly and whatnot. And to tell you the truth, it did look kinda nice.
Kinda.
But not really.
'Cause it was cold.
I, SEVILLE THE CAT, know all about the illusion of warmth when the sun is shinin' through the windows and the sunlight feels all warm on your furs but really and truly...
Really and truly...
Really and truly, when you step outside 'cause it's looks all pretty and stuff, it's absolutely bloomin' COLD.
MOUSES!
Okay, so it was just barely below zero, which for Canada really isn't all that cold.
IN THE MIDST OF WINTER.
But today is only December 1st!
Oh sure, today might very well be the first day of the meteorological winter, but it isn't the astrological winter 'til December 21st!
And what's more to the point, if it's cold and snowin' today, on December FIRST!!!, just how cold and snowy is it gonna get in January and February when winter has actually settled in and made itself at home, and...
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
Oh.
Hmmm...
Okay, so APPARENTLY, whilst I was workin' on this blog post, it warmed up a tad and the snow has melted and now it's pretty much all gone.
Hmmm....
Well that's not much of a headline now, is it. In fact, it's really kinda borin'. Borin' enough to make a cat like me wanna make somethin' up that's a little more interestin'. SOMETHIN' PEEPS MIGHT ACTUALLY WANNA READ.
Hmmm...
Methinks it's time to dig through Peepers' dirty laundry basket and see if I can find a headline in there.
'Cause you know what they say: Airin' dirty laundry is VERY interestin', for sure.
AS LONG AS IT'S NOT YOUR OWN.
Dirty laundry, that is.
MOUSES!
So stay tuned for future blog posts 'bout Peepers' dirty laundry. And I'm not talking 'bout how to take out grass and blueberry juice stains.
Although truth be told, that could be kinda useful. Some peeps might wanna read about that.
Oh my mouses! PEEPERS might wanna read about that, too! Shovelling snow - not that she had to shovel today - might not get her clothes all mucked up, but an afternoon of diggin' in the dirt sure does.
'Cause take it from this kitty: There's more than one kinda dirty laundry 'round here.
Somethin' more interestin' than snow.
Time to go find me some interestin' dirt.
MOUSES!
