Showing posts with label Hurricane Dorian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hurricane Dorian. Show all posts

Wednesday, 11 September 2019

whew!

Hello there my friends.  Seville the Cat here, once again comin' to you LIVE from the beautiful province of Nova Scotia.  This time, AFTER the arrival of Dorian.

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So as many of you probably heard, we had a bit of a weather event here in Atlantic Canada, over the weekend.  A bit of an event called...

Duh-duh-duh-DUH...

DORIAN.

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That ol' hurricane came at us with all she had, but when it came right down to it, we Canadian kitties were up to the task, for sure, and we...

Well personally, I hid under the pink chair in the family room for most of the night, but that is neither here nor there.

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So the good news is: we have power and Internet, and no trees fell on our house.

The bad news is: phones are out.

But since I, Seville the Cat, communicate with my pals usin' the Internet more than I do the phone...

WHO CARES?

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What's that?  What's that, Peepers?  What's that you're babblin' on about now?

Oh.

Okay, so the peep says she cares but hey, unless she was plannin' on usin' the phone to order me up some snacks, PURRsonally, I don't.

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Now as a cat, my immediate surroundings are of the most importance to me - OF COURSE - but as a cat reportin' on the news, I would be remiss in not mentioning that other parts of the province did not fair as well as ours.  Trees were knocked down, blockin' roads and crushing roofs of houses; some houses lost their roofs entirely; and I know I saw at least one boat house that was totally washed away.

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But do you know what, my friends?  DO YOU KNOW WHAT?

Maritimers are pullin' together, gettin' the cleanin' up part of the hurricane done.  The military is here helpin' the utility companies, along with peeps who deal with fallin' down trees for a livin'; and the police and volunteer firefighters are workin' hard as well.  They're ALL TOGETHER, WORKIN' PAW IN PAW, AND THEY'RE GETTIN' THE JOB DONE.

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And it's not just them.  Other peeps, ordinary normal folks like you and me...

Okay, so maybe not like me, as I am a world-famous blogging kitty cat, but..

Well folks like my peeps.

Ordinary, normal folks like my peeps...

Okay, so maybe not like Peepers, 'cause although she IS ordinary NORMAL is not a word anyone has ever used to describe her.

So uh...

So ordinary folks, like my peeps, although probably normal, UNLIKE Peep #1.

Yeah, that works.

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So anyway, what I'm tryin' to say is...

Peeps are out on the streets as I speak, helpin' their neighbours whom they may or may not have known prior to the storm.  They're setting up comfort centres where peeps still without power can go for hot food and showers and a little company.  Some peeps are drivin' around neighbourhoods with portable generators, helping to keep the freezers of multiple households, frozen.  Instead of worryin' about anything they've lost, peeps are thankful for what they still have, and usin' what they have to help others.

Why, I heard of one family who had power in a neighbourhood that didn't.  They set up a coffee maker at the end of their driveway with bottles of water, tellin' peeps to help themselves to free coffee.

Okay, so as a cat, I don't drink coffee and therefore, I don't really care, but the sentiment was WONDERFUL, nonetheless.

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Dorian may have taken a shot at us here in Atlantic Canada, but do you know what, my friends?

We caught that shot in our paws, first try, like a Blue Jays outfielder stoppin' a home run, and we said to ourselves, right there and right then: NO STORM IS GONNA GET THE BEST OF US.  NO STORM IS GONNA BEAT US TO THE GROUND.  NO STORM IS...

Well I could go on and on and on, my friends, but what I've learned from this WEATHER EVENT is...

THERE'S HOPE FOR MANKIND, YET.

Also, always have an extra nip mouse or two on paw for emergencies.  Hiding under a chair during a hurricane is A WHOLE LOT EASIER on the nerves, when you're nipped.

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Sunday, 8 September 2019

hunkerin' down.

Hey ho!  Seville the Cat here, reportin' on Saturday September 7th from the beautiful province of Nova Scotia, where the big news is...

WE'RE A HUNKERIN' DOWN.

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Not to be confused with the stuff that had to be ANCHORED down, yesterday afternoon.

You know, on account of the storm.

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That's right; the peeps, Rushy, and I are in full...

FULL HURRICANE WARNING MODE as I speak.

I mean, type.

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What's that?  What's that, Peepers?  What's that you're babblin' on about now?

Oh.

Hmmm...

Okay, so this just in...  The Valley continues to have wind and rainfall warnings, but the hurricane warning has been downgraded to a tropical storm one.

For us.

The more southern counties are still lookin' at a hurricane, and...

And speakin' of lookin', Peepers, WHY THE MOUSES ARE YOU LOOKIN' LIKE THAT ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON?

You can't see Peep #1, my friends, but if you could...

If you could...

Well if you could, you'd wonder why someone hunkerin' down is dressed in their jammies on a Saturday afternoon, with their hair stuck in a ponytail on the top of their head like it's some kinda weird hair fountain, and wearin' stupid lookin' slippers on their feet, and...

Yes, Peepers, YES.  Yes, I am tellin' my readers all 'bout how FOOLISH you look, dressed up like a four-year-old...

A four-year-old...

A four-year-old somethin' or other, the like of which no self-respecting bloggin' kitty has ever seen before, and...

What's that, Peepers?

Well I'LL TELL YOU WHY I'm tellin' my readers all 'bout what you're wearin'.  The thing is, if somethin' happens to you in the storm, and I have to call in the emergency crews....

I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT I HAD NOTHIN' TO DO WITH YOUR APPEARANCE.  NOR DO I APPROVE.

Approve of your appearance, I mean.

Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be for me to have YOU, MY peep, seen in public lookin' like that?

CAN YOU IMAGINE?

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AND IN OTHER NEWS...

In other news, we're all stocked up with bottled water, nip mice, and non-perishable food.  And there are flashlights on paw, and...

And apparently the peep has also stocked up on...

WHAT THE MOUSES HAVE YOU DONE NOW?

You're what?

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Peepers, I'm tellin' ya, if we have to call anyone in, I am NOT bein' seen with you with that mask of mud on your face.  I DON'T CARE if you're takin' the opportunity of an afternoon at home to give yourself some kinda facial.  You have any idea how stupid you look?  Well I'LL TELL YOU exactly how you look.  Ridiculous, is what.  Do you not even own a mirror?  Do you know how to use one?  If we lose power 'cause of ol' Hurricane Dorian and have no water, you're gonna be left with that bluish-green mask of mud stickin' to your face with no way to get it off.  What, and with your already ridiculous-lookin' appearance in those funny slippers and jammies and everythin', you're gonna look...

UGH.

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Why can't you be like normal peeps, Peepers?  Normal Nova Scotian peeps who, when there's a storm a-comin', stock up on storm chips and beer and the like.  Peeps who make last-minute runs to Tim's, and...  And...  And make sure they're wearin' clean undies in case of an emergency rescue...  And who don't wear stupid-lookin' slippers on their feet in the middle of the afternoon!!!  And...

AND ARE THOSE SUPPOSED TO BE BUNNIES ON THOSE SLIPPERS?

No, seriously, are they?  'Cause I can't quite tell.  They look kinda like bunnies, but with elephant ears.

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