What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Right?
Right.
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Okay, so this didn't happen in Vegas. Happened right here at my house. My house here in Nova Scotia, Canada, that is.
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But the same principle applies.
Right?
Right.
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But on the other paw...
On the other paw, that would be wrong.
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'Cause the fact is, if peeps do stupid stuff...
And if I, Seville the Cat, should happen to see them doin' stupid stuff...
I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE I KNOW.
'Cause that's the kinda cat I am.
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'Cause nobody - AND I DO MEAN NOBODY - is gonna put a muzzle on me.
What do you think I am? A dog of some sort?
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So here's what happened the other day: Peepers, bein' a peep, was walkin' around the yard with a cup of tea in her paw.
I mean, hand.
But there she was, walkin' about the garden, lookin' this way and that, when...
When she walked right smack dab into the hangin' glass bird bath.
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Water, water... There was water, everywhere!
Well, maybe not everywhere. Her shirt seemed to catch most of it, in fact. She was drenched right down her front.
I didn't even know a bird bath could hold that much water.
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And, I am told, the whole moused-up incident left her with a headache of sorts.
She SAYS it's 'cause the bird bath hit her in the forehead.
I SAY, the bird bath didn't hit her, but rather, she hit it.
I also say that that tea must have been laced with somethin' stronger than tea leaves.
SHE SAYS it was not.
And truth be told, she is a bit of a klutz. So perhaps it was all down to klutziness and whatnot. Human, peepish kutziness and stuff.
But you'll never catch a cat doin' somethin' stupid like that.
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ReplyDeleteThat sounds like it may have been kind of entertaining for you to watch, Sivvers. We do hope your Peep's head is feeling better after the hanging glass birdbath incident!
ReplyDeleteMouses, indeed! I hope it never happens again.
ReplyDeleteWell, of course you are quite right, Sivvers. SHE hit the bird bath, not the other way around. That's obvious. I mean to say - the bird bath was just hanging there, right? It didn't go and hit the peep, did it - being rooted to the spot, as it were. As for the tea - perhaps you should send what's left to be analysed. Maybe She spiked it with some catnip...
ReplyDeleteSounds like The Peep really bonked her noggin good, Seville.
ReplyDeleteHope she's recovered now.
Ooops, I hear tell that the longer in the tooth the peeps get, the more often these things happen. May I suggest waterproofs next time they head out. If not for her then the birds and yourself? On one of the other paws as there are four, could the weasel syndicate have been behind it all?
ReplyDeleteAnyways, we hope all is now mended and the pees head pain free.
toodle pips and purrs
ERin
Yikes, that had to be quite the mess and quite the show!
ReplyDeletedood…eye canna say much bout peepurrz …coz de gurl walked inta a wall onze when her waz havin a chat with sum one two de left oh her side 🙀🙀 hope peepurrz head iz aye oh kay…oh all de thingz that could fell upon her…BURD bathe waterz….YEOW 🙀💙‼️🦋💙
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