It's been a long time since I've done a post like this. A long, long, L - O - N - G time, for sure.
So I figured it was probably time to do one again. You know, keep my paw in. That sorta thing.
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What kinda post do I mean?
Well...
Well, the kinda post where I answer all of life's unanswered questions. You know the kind. The kind like uh...
Um...
Well...
Well, like who let the dogs out, for one.
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Who DID let the dogs out, you ask?
Their PEEPS! of course.
What, did you think dogs were standin' up on their hind legs, openin' doors, and lettin' themselves outside, now?
Pshaw, of all the silly things.
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And speakin' of aliens...
And speakin' of aliens, we all know it was aliens that built all those pyramids, right?
Right.
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And speakin' of pyramids, I sure am glad Peepers stopped buyin' those funny lookin' pyramid-shaped teabags. They kinda freak me out, on account of their lookin' so weird.
Imagine usin' pyramids for tea.
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And speakin' of tea...
And speakin' of tea, why-oh-why would peeps wanna use MY catnip to make THEMSELVES tea?
That's right: some peep out there has been stealin' my nip.
At least, that's what I'm thinkin' happened to part of my nip bed. I'm thinkin' someone went and stole a few stems of catnip. I've been countin' my nip crop daily, you see - 'cause that's what I do - and I'm absolutely positively certain SOMEONE stole three stems of my nip. I've got three stems missin', for sure.
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So who stole my catnip, you ask? Who?
That's gotta be THE MOST IMPORTANT unanswered question of all time. The most important unanswered question in the whole wide world, to be sure.
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Truth is, I'm thinkin' it was Peepers. I'm THINKIN' she thought she'd try a few leaves in her tea. I'M THINKIN'...
Well, I'm thinkin' it had to be Peepers, for sure. 'Cause who else would have come into my garden and done such an awful thing?
Yup, had to be Peepers. Absolutely HAD to be her. Either her or some neighbourhood kitty who found him or herself in dire need of the nip.
Either that, or...
Well...
Well, it could have been aliens, I guess. Nipped up aliens, sippin' on nip tea made from MY catnip - on account of their havin' run out of their own stuff in the little pyramidal teabags - while restin' after a hard day's work buildin' stone pyramids, and takin' a break before havin' to let all the dogs out for their nightly walks.
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Hmmm...
Can aliens even get nipped, do you suppose?
Huh.
Just another one of life's unanswered questions, I guess. Another question for another post.
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Seville, you had some nip before you wrote this post, didntcha?
ReplyDeleteWas there ever any doubt? PURRS
DeleteHmmm.....I didn't know you had dogs. I bet the peep took some to make you some nip toys. XO
ReplyDeleteOh no, we don't have any dogs livin' at my house. But other houses house dogs. And those dogs, when they get out, are let out by THEIR peeps.
DeleteOr aliens, of course.
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Excellent questions, Sivvers. Nip, aliens, and pyramids ... that's some heady stuff, dude!
ReplyDeleteESPECIALLY the nip.
DeleteHeady, that is.
With this dry weather we're havin', it's super strong this year, for sure.
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Whoa, now my head is spinning!!
ReplyDeleteYou've been into the nip, too?
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The aliens made those teabags so you are right to be suspicious of them Seville!
ReplyDeleteYup, that's what I'm thinkin', for sure. MOUSES!
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ReplyDeleteHmmm.... HMMM.... By gosh and by golly, you could be right! And to think I, Seville the Cat, may have contributed to nippin' on another planet. MOUSES!
DeleteDogs standing up on their hind legs, opening doors? No, no and no. Only Cats can do that!!!!
ReplyDeletePyramid-shaped teabags!? We have neffur heard of such a monstrous idea!
Sivvers, you don't think maybe you could have been sleepwalking and "stolen" the nip yourself, do you? Nah - couldn't be. Could it?
Hmmm... HMMM... Nope, I don't think so. Taken the nip, myself, I mean.
DeleteBut on the OTHER paw...
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I'm fairly certain aliens can get nipped up in hyper space. Probably why they do warp speed and such like. And as we cats most likely had a paw in building the pyramid . . . OK, so maybe we didn't on account of it not being either box or scratching post shaped, but that's not to say we aren't related to them space aliens.
ReplyDeleteOn another paw, did you see your peep acting even stranger than normal of late, on account of maybe having had nip tea?
Anyways, I'm just off to check the nip fields for circles. If I find any I'm posting a parking ticket machine!
Toodle pips and purrs
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DeleteSeville, there's nothing wrong with a bit of nip pre-post! Aliens and pyramids, a normal occurancce in our opinion, in fact Melvyn just experienced a pyramid in Ep 1 of Melvyn's Mewsings, maybe catnip was the cause! MOL
ReplyDeleteCould be, could be... Fact is, nip is probably the cause of most weird and wonderful things. MOUSES!
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