Well it's about time, Peepers. Glad that's over, for sure. It's high time you were makin' one for me.
MOUSES!
On the other paw...
On the other paw, you can keep any ideas of makin' cat-sized sweaters to yourself.
'Cause believe you me, I'M NOT WEARIN' NO STUPID KNITTED SWEATER.
Excuse the poor grammar, of course.
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No. No, I do NOT want you to make me a sweater, Peepers. No sweaters for me. BUT I AM glad you've finished makin' that one, for sure. You've been workin' on it for far too long, as it is. I know you had to have it done before Christmas, but...
BUT IT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE ONLY THING YOU WERE KNITTIN'!
'Cause you really should have been knittin' somethin' for me.
As long as it wasn't a sweater.
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So Peepers, now that you've finished that sweater, what ARE you gonna knit for me?
Oh, wait a minute. I know what you'll be makin'. Probably startin' it tonight. I do believe there was a bankie promised at one point.
Bankie... Blanket... Whatever.
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After all, you DID make that blanket for the car.
And the car isn't nearly as cute as me. Why, I, Seville the Cat, AM WAY MORE CUTE than a car.
Ask anyone around and they'll tell you it's true.
MOUSES!
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
YOU WHAT???
Of all the stupid, idiotic, THOUGHTLESS things for a peep to do.
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APPARENTLY, the peep has MORE Christmas knittin' to do. More Christmas knittin' for peeps, and not for me.
And she says my bankie will have to wait 'til that knittin' is done.
I'm gonna remember this, Peepers. I'M GONNA REMEMBER, FOR SURE!
Peepers, it would be best you start inspectin' your shoes before putting 'em on.
'Cause you know what they say...
They say, you better watch out, you better not cry. You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why. Sivvers put a somethin', in your shoe.
MOUSES!
Not yet sure which end of me I'll be usin'. Horked up hairballs are yukky but poopies are worse. Either way, Peepers, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, to be sure.
And FYI, it'll be like this 'til there's a paw-knitted bankie comin' my way.
MOUSES!
We hope the Peeps is knitting fur you but just outta sight somewheres. Like IN da car! While under the car blankie.
ReplyDeletedoodz...but if peeperz IZ knittin a sweaterz...think oh how much fun itz gonna bee ta un ravell it... and play with all that yarn !!!!! :) ♥♥
ReplyDeleteWe certainly hope there's a knitted bankie coming your way, Sivvers. And SOON, because no one wants you to have to go down that poopin' and hairball horkin' path. MOUSES!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she is making a list and knittin' it twice!
ReplyDeleteYikes! She better hide those shoes. :)
ReplyDeleteJust as long as those blankets aren't for Weasels in Need, I suppose you could cut the peep some slack, Seville. But you really ought to have a little something on account, in advance as it were, of your main festive present? A small herd of nip mice would be mice, no NICE!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should help with the ravelling and unravelling of the wool to speed up production!
Toodle pips and purrs
ERin
We're sure she knits a beautiful blankie for you, Seville, she did some great artwork too, so it must be all in her paws...Loved to see you and Nissy in the train💗Double Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend🐾😽💞
ReplyDeleteThis was a fun post. Us [ups saw petcretary putting sweaters in a bag along with head gear...she hopes to take us to see Santa...OK, we are off to hide!
ReplyDeleteDude, we understand your desire for a new blanky, and if there wasn't a postal strike in your neck of the woods we'd send mew one, STAT!!! MOL (P.S. mew probabaly won't get our Catmas card that we posted - sorry about that!)
ReplyDeleteWhy, Sivvers, that's just not right! A kitty in your part of the World, where it gets really, really cold, needs a new, paw-knitted blankie for Chrissymouse. That's a Basic Fact of Life. Why does the Peepers not get this???
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