Well that can't be.
Nah, that makes no sense at all.
That's gotta be the most stupendously stupid, stupidest nonsense I, Seville the Cat, have ever heard. And believe-you-me, I've heard a whole lotta stupendously stupid nonsense, for sure.
After all, I do live with Peepers.
She says a lotta stupid stuff.
MOUSES!
But get this. This is THE MOST STUPID thing she has ever said: Peepers says, she's makin' a blanket for the car.
A blanket.
For the car!
Can you believe it?
MOUSES!
Why the mouses would a CAR need a blanket?
WHY?
And this isn't gonna be some quick and easy knit that she can do up in a matter of days. No sirree, this could take weeks.
Maybe months.
Even years.
I mean, how big does a blanket need to be if said blanket is for a car? Cars are big. The blanket is gonna have to be bigger. So that it can cover up the whole car.
MOUSES!
And all that car-blanket-knittin' will take time away from time she COULD be spendin' knittin' somethin' for me.
MOUSES!
And then she says...
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
Oh.
Hmmm...
Okay, so Peepers now says the blanket isn't gonna be goin' on and around the car, keepin' the car warm. So it doesn't have to be all that big. She SAYS - now - that the blanket is gonna be kept inside the car so if anyone in the car gets chilly, they can snuggle on in.
Hmmm...
Okay, so that's gotta be the SECOND most stupendously stupid, stupidest nonsense I, Seville the Cat, have ever heard. And like I said before, I've heard a whole lotta stupendously stupid nonsense, for sure.
'Cause you know, I live with the peep.
And she says a lotta stupid stuff.
MOUSES!
Peepers, WHY THE MOUSES would you even THINK of knittin' a blanket to keep anyone in the car nice and comfortably warm? 'Cause in case you didn't know...
In case you didn't know...
In case you didn't know, I, Seville the Cat, do not like goin' in the car. I avoid it at all costs.
So ipso facto defuncto, that there blanket is NOT gonna used by me.
Which means, your knittin' it really is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
MOUSES!
Peepers, if you're plannin' on knittin' a blankie, you should be knittin' said blankie pour moi.
And it should be royal blue or forest green. Somethin' that shows off my glorious marmalade furs.
And it needs to be incredibly plush and soft. It won't be as soft as my furs, of course, but that kinda goes without sayin. But it still needs to be soft. Like feathers wrapped up in plush velvet or somethin' like that.
And what's most important of all, any blankie of mine should never even SEE the inside of the car.
Fact.
MOUSES!
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ReplyDeleteWait until she brings in inside and tucks it in Seville!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, is your Peeps going to wrap you in that like a cocoon, or a burrito, and then take you for a ride to you know where...just unravel her knitting when she goes to make a tea or supper, and then it will never get finished!
ReplyDeleteThrow that blanket over the PTU, Seville...it'll come in handy.
ReplyDeleteThat is a nice idea- as long as she already made you a lovely blanket and one for your brother too. XO
ReplyDeleteWe bet that blanket's gonna feel nice, Sivvers. But MOUSES, we agree about the silliness of having it in the car where you can't even enjoy it!
ReplyDeleteNext thing you know, the Peepers will be knitting a blanket for the house! Just imagine how big THAT would be. Unless it's a dolls house of course. More nip knitted mice I say. I can be the UK agent for them too, not that I would sell them. Well, not for a while and not unless they've been tested out.....
ReplyDeleteToodle pips and purrs
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