Wednesday, 15 November 2023

could be better


The service is okay, I guess.


I suppose.


But it could certainly be better.


WAY better.



Yup, the service could be WAY BETTER, for sure.


SO DON'T GET ALL COCKY THERE, PEEPERS, AND THINK YOU'RE DOIN' AN OKAY JOB.  YOU COULD DO WAY BETTER, YOU KNOW.


MOUSES!


So anyway...


So anyway, my brekkies were late yesteray mornin'.  Saffy's were, too.  They were late, late, late.  LATE!  As in late.


MOUSES!


NO, it wasn't on account of the clock time change thingy.  That happened last weekend...  No, it happened the weekend before!  There's been plenty of time for everyone to adjust.


Plus, I don't believe brekkies were late the day the clocks actually changed.  Or the day after, either.  They were late yesterday.  As in the day before today.  Late.


MOUSES!


So anyway...


So anyway, get this: Peepers is blamin' us cats.


Can you believe it?


MOUSES!


Now truth be told, it MIGHT have had somethin' to do with Saffy knockin' the alarm clock off the nightstand, causin' said alarm clock to no longer work.  At least not properly, anyway.


Work, that is.


But still...


But still, I'm thinkin' peeps should be prepared for that sorta thing.  I mean, it's not like cats are unknown to knock stuff off surfaces.  It's kinda what we do.


AND IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S UNKNOWN for things that have been knocked off surfaces to break and or no longer work.


So peeps should have a backup plan in place.


Havin' a backup plan would be the LOGICAL thing to do.


Of course, peeps aren't always all that logical.


Unlike us cats.


But if they were...


IF PEEPS WERE as logical as cats, they'd definitely have a backup plan in place SO THAT WHEN THE INEVITABLE HAPPENS and an alarm clock or two get knocked off a nightstand...


OUR BREKKIES DON'T END UP BEIN' LATE.


Know what I mean?


Of course you do.


MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.

8 comments:

  1. You need a backup clock, peep and suppers and breakfast, too. A whole cupboard of spare peeps and food etc. Do peeps live in cupboards? If not, why not I ask?
    But I digress, so did you get a new clock and alarm? Or maybe one should get an alarming clock!
    Toodle pips and purrs
    ERin

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  2. Peeps and back up plans really don't go together Seville!

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  3. I agree, that is no excuse for a late breakfast.

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  4. Sounds like your peep needs a backup alarm clock -- and a backup to the backup would be good, too!

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  5. guyz…for sure de peeperz kneadz a bak up plan…thiz shuld
    never happen again, late brek fezt….her kneadz ta get a roozturr,
    they R all wayz up at de crack oh dawn and….wait a minit..
    did we just say roozturr….ther must be a sicknezz upon uz…
    scratch that eye dea 🙀😼

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  6. Truly, Seville...your humans just aren't up to snuff!

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  7. What a travesty!! Late brekkies are just so unacceptable...

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  8. Dude, that's just not cricket! Call cat-line and put in a complaint, stat!

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