The service is okay, I guess.
But it could certainly be better.
Yup, the service could be WAY BETTER, for sure.
SO DON'T GET ALL COCKY THERE, PEEPERS, AND THINK YOU'RE DOIN' AN OKAY JOB. YOU COULD DO WAY BETTER, YOU KNOW.
So anyway, my brekkies were late yesteray mornin'. Saffy's were, too. They were late, late, late. LATE! As in late.
NO, it wasn't on account of the clock time change thingy. That happened last weekend... No, it happened the weekend before! There's been plenty of time for everyone to adjust.
Plus, I don't believe brekkies were late the day the clocks actually changed. Or the day after, either. They were late yesterday. As in the day before today. Late.
So anyway, get this: Peepers is blamin' us cats.
Can you believe it?
Now truth be told, it MIGHT have had somethin' to do with Saffy knockin' the alarm clock off the nightstand, causin' said alarm clock to no longer work. At least not properly, anyway.
Work, that is.
But still, I'm thinkin' peeps should be prepared for that sorta thing. I mean, it's not like cats are unknown to knock stuff off surfaces. It's kinda what we do.
AND IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S UNKNOWN for things that have been knocked off surfaces to break and or no longer work.
So peeps should have a backup plan in place.
Havin' a backup plan would be the LOGICAL thing to do.
Of course, peeps aren't always all that logical.
Unlike us cats.
But if they were...
IF PEEPS WERE as logical as cats, they'd definitely have a backup plan in place SO THAT WHEN THE INEVITABLE HAPPENS and an alarm clock or two get knocked off a nightstand...
OUR BREKKIES DON'T END UP BEIN' LATE.
Know what I mean?
Of course you do.
Remember to mask up, too.