Hey Peepers! Wanna pass me that ol' bottle of glue up there on that there shelf?
Hey Peepers! Wanna pass me that ol' broom over in that there corner? The little one, please. The one with the short handle is what I need.
'CAUSE THE BIG ONE IS WAY TOO BIG FOR ME TO USE.
What a silly peep.
Oh. I see. So you uh... So you weren't wonderin' why I wanted the little paw-sized broom rather than the big one with the long handle but rather, you were wonderin' why I was wantin' any kinda broom at all.
Hey Peepers! Wanna pass me...
Well that's just rude, that is. You didn't even let me finish my sentence.
Okay. Fine. I'LL TELL YOU WHY I NEED...
On second thought, never mind.
'CAUSE IF I TELL YOU WHY, YOU'LL BE ASKIN' ALL SORTS OF AWKWARD QUESTIONS 'BOUT HOW THIS HAPPENED AND HOW THAT HAPPENED AND HOW...
'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE ANSWERIN' AWKWARD QUESTIONS, THAT'S WHY.
And truth be told, I'm not even sure how it happened in the first place.
What? How what happened you say?
Well all I know is, there were some papers up on the table in your... I mean our.... I MEAN MY office, the other day. But this mornin', said papers were all on the floor. I have absolutely no idea how they ended up on the floor. Absolutely NO idea, at all.
AND I ALSO HAVE NO IDEA how they ended up all shredded to bits. Shredded like they went through a shredder or somethin' like that. Like you know... A shredder.
Shredder... Cat's claws... Whatever.
WELL THAT'S WHY I WAS WANTIN' THE GLUE!
Well 'cause I... 'Cause I was gonna piece all those pieces of paper together and glue 'em all up, and...
'CAUSE WHEN I USE STICKY TAPE THE TAPE GETS ALL STUCK ON MY FURS!
Learned that lesson the hard way, for sure.
But don't worry, Peepers. Even though I have absolutely no idea how what happened, happened, I did check to make sure no one used the aforementioned shredded paper as uh...
Well as a bathroom, if you know what I mean.
I'M NOT SWEEPIN' UP SHREDDED PAPERS TO GLUE 'EM TOGETHER IF SAID PAPERS ARE COVERED IN PEE.
Nope, that's the kinda job one leaves for a peep.
Remember to mask up, too.