HEY! PEEPERS! PEEPERS!!! I said, PEEPERS!!!
Yeah, I'm talkin' to you.
So Peepers, you happen to know where that ol' nip mouse of mine is? You know the one. My absolute FAVOURITE nip mouse of all time? Best nip mouse I've ever had? Very, very, VERY BEST nip mouse, ever, for sure?
Yeah, the one with the torn seam where the nip keeps fallin' out. It's green. I think. Well it was. Probably. It's kinda discoloured on account of my havin' slobbered all over it so many times, sometimes slobberin' right after eating and stuff.
Well you don't have to screw your face up like that, but yeah...
Yeah, that's definitely the one.
The one where the very thought of it makes your face go all weird like that, I mean.
I KNOW THE NIP MOUSE LOOKS YUCKY BUT IT'S MY NIP MOUSE. My favourite nip mouse of all time. The kinda nip mouse a kitty like me just can't live without.
So anyway, you happen to know where it might be? I've pretty much looked everywhere. Under the beds, under the chesterfield, and even between the chesterfield cushions. Can't find it anywhere, at all.
And I did ask Saffy if he happened to know where it is but he's not talkin'. Not sure if he's ignorin' my questions on account of his feelin' guilty for havin' done somethin' to my nip mouse, or...
Or if he's just sleepin' super soundly.
Again with the screwed up face.
It is not all fouled up and stinky and gross.
And to tell you the truth, Peepers, if I can't find that nip mouse....
If I can't find my very, very, VERY FAVOURITE nip mouse of all time....
Well I just don't know WHAT I'll do.
YOU THREW IT IN THE TRASH?
Like it was some kinda garbage or somethin' like that?
Peepers, without my favourite nip mouse...
WHAT WILL I DO?
I know what I'll do. I know what I'll do, for sure. I'm gonna go fish that ol' nip mouse right outta the trash and give it a good slobbery wash up and...
Scratch that. Turns out the nip mouse is in the trash next to an old pair of Peepers' gardening shoes.
DISGUSTING, for sure.
Good thing I have a whole whack of other nip mice to cuddle. One of 'em will have to be named my very, very, VERY FAVOURITE nip mouse of all time.
Call me fickle, why don't ya.
Remember to mask up, too.