That's not a good idea, Saffy. Not. A Good. Idea.
I said, it's not a good idea. It's not a good idea as in it bein' a bad idea; as in it actually bein' a really and truly, super-duper bad idea, for sure.
'Cause Peepers doesn't like it when we...
Way to go, Saffy. You've really gone and done it this time.
What's that, Saffron?
You know somethin', Saffy, my man? I do believe you're right. It IS the peeps' own fault. Yup, it really and truly is. She should've known better, you know? Oh yeah, she definitely should've known better. And in fact, I bet she did know better but went and did what she did anyway, so it was like she was encouraging you to...
Hold on a sec, Saffron. My readers out there wanna know what's goin' on. Best I stop and tell 'em, don't you think?
So anyway, it's like this: Peepers went and bought a new pair of earrings as a Christmas treat for herself. Personally, I prefer treats you eat, but peeps are peeps and apparently they don't know what makes for a good treat.
But anyway, this non-edible treat is a Christmas treat 'cause the earrings are Christmas earrings, or so I'm told. Little enamelled penguins, each wearin' a Santa hat with a sparklin' diamond instead of a pompom at its tip.
Okay, so the sparklin' diamonds aren't really diamonds. I'm pretty sure they're just a couple of chunks of glass. But the earrings were cheap, so what do you expect?
So anyway, the cheap earrings are actually kinda cute. Not tacky or anythin' like that. They're cute as in... Well... Cute.
Oh sure, they'd be a whole lot cuter if they were little enamelled marmalade cats that looked like me; but since they're Christmas earrings, penguins are probably more appropriate, I suppose. What with penguins likin' snow and snowy surroundings and stuff.
So anyway, the cute and cheap earrings dangle. Yup, they dangle from her ears. From Peepers' ears, you see.
Yeah, that's just what I said. Peepers has two cute, cheap - but not in any way tacky - enamelled penguins wearin' Santa hats with chunks of glass instead of pompoms at their tips, danglin' from her ears. That's right, the woman is walkin' around the house where two cats live, with penguins danglin' from her ears. Dangling. Did you hear me? DANGLING.
And as you might guess...
SAFFY! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT WAS BAD IDEA. STOP THAT. STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! STOP THAT THIS MINUTE!!!
Gosh darn it, Saffron. I TOLD you that wasn't a good idea.
Remember to mask up, too.
Yikes! That is a bad idea Saffy. Wait til she takes them off then bat them around. :)ReplyDelete
BUT DON’T EAT THEM!!!Delete
Saffy, that's a very bad idea, really bad. Tell him Seville!ReplyDelete
Earrings, hoodie cords, the fringe on a scarf...the cats LURV to bat at them.ReplyDelete
Uh oh. Penguins may be flightless, but it sounds like Saffy's paws are flying, big time!ReplyDelete
That is too funny!!ReplyDelete
Hope no blood was let, from the peep or the penguins,LOL!
Oh no, Saffy! Severs is -- for a change? :-) -- absolutely correct...very bad idea.ReplyDelete
I can but imagine what just happened. Thank goodness there wasn't a polar bear (with or without hat and said hat with or without diamond encrusted pompom) nearby to chase them penguins! Heck, would have made Saffy's playful antics seem like, well, childs play. Best remind peep of what might have happened, that way maybe she'll just let you both play with them there penguins.ReplyDelete
Dont tell her I suggest that. This one is all yours, gratis, free. ;)
Toodle pips and purrs