Every neighbourhood has one. Yup, every neighbourhood has one, for sure. Every neighbourhood has...
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
NO. No, every neighbourhood does not have a troublemaker, as you suggest.
On the other paw, every neighbourhood probably does have a troublemaker. In fact, I think it's a safe bet our neighbourhood has one, too. At least one. Probably more. Probably more like...
WHAT'S THAT, PEEPERS?
WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE BABBLIN' ON ABOUT NOW?
NO! No, I am not the the troublemaker of this here hood.
But I can think of someone who is.
No, Peepers. NO. I am not makin' derogatory remarks 'bout my brother Saffron. I am not suggestin' he might be our neighbourhood's troublemaker. Actually...
Actually, I was thinkin' about you.
But enough of that nonsense, and back to what I was talkin' about before. Every neighbourhood has...
Are you listenin'?
Every neighbourhood has a party house, for sure.
And to tell you the truth, the party house in my neighbourhood is MY house, I do believe.
That's right, my friends. The party house in my neighbourhood belongs to yours truly. To me!
No, Peepers isn't up late at night blastin' rock music and stuff. In fact, she would be pretty disapprovin' of behaviour like that. And to tell you the truth...
To tell you the truth, this here house isn't that kinda party house, at all. No, this here house is actually a kitty cat party house. Yup, this here house is a party house for cats.
It's true! It's always been that way. My house is the house to which all the neighbourhood cats gravitate. My house is where every cat wants to be. My house is the house where cats wanna hang out with...
Yup, the other mornin', the neighbours' cat was sittin' up on the window ledge lookin' into our livin' room. Not the first time he's done that. Wasn't the last, either, as he was up there again this mornin', in fact, and will most likely be there in future mornings, as well.
Peepers thinks the reason my house is the neighbourhood kitty cat party house is on account of her - poor delusional soul - but I know better. I know that my house is the kitty cat party house on account of ME. On account of all the cats in the neighbourhood wantin' to hang out with yours truly here, and hear me talk 'bout the life I lead as a world-famous bloggin' kitty, and other super duper important stuff like that, and...
Although on the other paw...
On the other paw, maybe my house is the kitty cat party house 'cause there's always a lot of catnip around.
That, and the fact that I'm usually willin' to share.
Peepers, get out of my stash right now. I may be willin' to share with the neighbourhood cats, but the nip is off limits to peeps. You want catnip, you're gonna have to grow some yourself.
Remember to mask up, too.