Wednesday, 21 September 2022

my muse


Have you ever wondered...


Have you ever wondered...


Have you ever happened to wonder how I, Seville the Cat, come up with ideas for my blog posts twice a week?  What inspires me?  What is my muse?  My muse I use to create that with which I amuse?


Funny you should ask that, my friends.  Yup, it's funny you should ask that, for sure; on account of my wonderin' about it, myself, just this mornin', and...


Okay, so I wasn't so much wonderin' as I was thinkin', on account of my already knowin' how I come up with my ideas and therefore not needin' to wonder how I do it.  But thinkin' about such things is what a cat like me does.  Yup, I am one thinkin' cat, for sure.  You know, on account of my thinkin' all the time 'bout a myriad of stuff INCLUDIN' my upcomin' blog posts and how lucky...


Lucky?


Hmmm....


Fortunate, maybe.


Hmmm...


Deservin'.


*snaps claws*


That's it!


MOUSES!


Actually, perhaps derservin' isn't the right word, after all.  Do I DESERVE to live with a couple of super silly, foolish, accident-prone - maybe even a little hapless - peeps who provide me with endless ideas for blog posts on account of their bein' so...


Well...


Well what I said above.


MOUSES!


I guess what I really am is observant.


Yeah, observant.  Observant is the right word, for sure.


Yup, I'm one extra-special, super-duper observant cat; SO WHEN THE PEEPS do stupid stuff - which appears to come quite naturally to them - I'm right there with pen and paper in paw, ready to take it all down and turn it into a blog post for all my wonderful readers out there to read.


Oh sure, sometimes I embellish a bit.  A teeny tiny bit, perhaps.  A really minuscule, teeny tiny, so-small-you-almost-can't-see-it bit.   Sometimes I might add just a tad of a little somethin'-somethin' here and there for effect, but...


But mainly...


But mainly, I just tell it like it is.


Yup, the peeps really are that silly and stupid and stuff.


Turns out, when a kitty has peeps like mine, there's really no need for said kitty to embellish.


MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.


7 comments:

  1. I wondered how you got such great material for the blog. Me, I have to rack Mrs H's brains to come up with things. Maybe I could borrow your peeps for a bit? You could have Mrs H for a few weeks. I'm sure the change would do her good, though you will have to keep an eye on the decanter. MOL
    ERin

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  2. Sivvers, you are lucky and deserving, for sure, to have your peeps. They are AMAZING muses for your observant self. :)

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  3. Humans are just plain silly, compared to felines!

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  4. Your peeps do give you a lot to report. :)

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  5. You do have a built in topic wonderland Seville!

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  6. Inspiration like you have is priceless!! There is a lot of that here too...LOL!

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  7. Seville, observant is an understatement. You are the master of peep posts!

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