Mouses that's funny, that is. MOUSES!
So Peepers, I heard you peed your pants.
You heard me, Peepers. I heard YOU peed your pants; and let me tell you somethin', ol' peep of mine: that's about the funniest thing I've heard all week.
"Seville, I most definitely did not pee my pants. Who told you such a thing?"
Saffron. Well actually, no. Saffron didn't tell me. I, Seville the Cat, OVERHEARD YOU tellin' Saffron you peed your pants. So I guess in a way, YOU told me 'bout what you did, Peepers. Yup, the answer to your question is you. YOU told me you peed your pants.
Still funny each time I hear it.
"I said no such thing, Seville."
DID. TOO. I heard you, Peepers. You said to Saffron, and I quote, And I have to go change myself.
You heard me. Saffron was comin' in the front door... You know, the other day when you and the second peep were goin' out and you said something 'bout Peep #2 bein' upstairs gettin' ready. And then you said, and again I quote, And I have to go change myself.
You remember now, huh? Thought you might.
"No, what I remember is that I said, 'And I have to go change, myself.' "
That's what I said.
"No, Seville, you said I said I had to go change myself..."
Yeah, 'cause you peed your pants, right?
"No, I wasn't going to change myself. I was going to change, myself."
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
"Seville, there's supposed to be a comma in there."
I heard nothing 'bout no commas, ol' peep of mine. All I heard was you had to change yourself. Like I said, on account of your peein' your pants and stuff.
"Seville, I said I was going to change, myself; not change myself. Perhaps I should have said something like um... 'And I ALSO have to change.' Would that have been better, Seville?"
WELL OF COURSE you also had to change, Peepers! Once you peed your pants you were gonna have to not only change your underwear but likely change your other clothes, too. After all, no peep of mine should be out and about in public wearin' soiled clothes. That's disgustin', that is. DISGUSTIN'! But to tell you the truth, I am relieved to know that YOU know to change your clothes after peein' your pants. That's a relief, for sure. I can't tell you how embarrassed I'd be to hear from the neighbourhood cats that MY peep was out there in peed in pants. I'd never be able to show my face 'round here.
Spit it out, woman, before you have another accident and have to change yourself again.
Nope, it never gets old.
Remember to mask up, too.