Wednesday 11 August 2021

hmmm...


Hmmm...


What to do, what to do...


HMMM...


MOUSES!


I'm tellin' ya, my friends, sometimes a kitty just doesn't know what to do!


MOUSES!


So as you're all already aware, I've been growin' somewhat tired of havin' the PeePs on my Paws all the time, here at home, but...


But yesterday...


But yesterday, the two of 'em went out and left me all alone.


That's right, they went out WITHOUT me.


MOUSES!


Now truth be told, I'm not a travellin' kinda cat.  Truth is, I HATE the car.  Teleportation devices?  Oh sure, those are fine.  Those are great!  But my flyin' fryin' pan has been grounded these last few months and besides, the peeps don't fit inside, so...


So if I, Seville the Cat, am gonna go anywhere with the peeps, it's gonna have to be by car.


And I don't like cars.


MOUSES!


But that still doesn't mean I want them goin' out for the day without me.


MOUSES!


Oh sure, I had 'em off my paws for a good six, seven hours yesterday, which was a tremendous relief, to say the least, but still...


THEY WENT OUT FOR THE ENTIRE DAY AND THEY DIDN'T TAKE ME!


They didn't even ask.


Can you believe it?


MOUSES!


It's rude, I tell you.  Rude!  I know peeps can't help bein' rude, but it's still rude, rude, RUDE.


And when they came back?


There wasn't a single prezzie in that car for me.


Talk about mean.


MOUSES!


So the question is, WHAT SHOULD I DO?  Should I make 'em live to REGRET not taking me on their outing to the sunny seaside?  Or....


Or should I count my blessings that I didn't have to spend a few hours with 'em in the car?


WHAT SHOULD I DO?


Hmmm...


I know!  *clicks claws*   I believe I should take a nap.


Yeah, that's the ticket.  That's the ticket, for sure.


And when I wake up, I'll think about my situation a bit more.  Maybe figure some stuff out.


Zzzzz...


MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to mask up, too.

14 comments:

  1. dood...we heer ya bout de car thing.....but...if they wented two de sea side....wearz therz fish a plentee in de sea....thiz callz for actshun....ree venge buddy ....☺☺♥♥

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    1. I'm thinkin' poop in a shoe. Any better ideas? MOUSES!

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  2. WOW! I am shocked they went out for so long with the Delta variant spreading. I hope they stay safe. XO

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    1. They'll be okay, I think. At least three of those hours would have been spent in the car, away from stranger peeps, and we still have a mask mandate here for all indoor public spaces like the two stores and one restaurant they went into. They had tea at The Tea Brewery but drank it outside on the patio. Plus, we have just a couple dozen active cases in the province right now and they're all in isolation. No exposure notices for anywhere near where they were, either. PURRS

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  3. Oh yeah, that was SO rude, Sivvers. Fine for them to go out without you and all, but no prezzies??? The nerve. MOUSES!

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    1. I know, right? But just to show them there are no hard feelings, I'M gonna give THEM a prezzie. Leanin' toward poop in a shoe. MOUSES!

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  4. I can't believe the no gift thing, that's pretty bad!

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    1. Tell me about it. They brought back tea. I don't drink tea! And a bracelet that is way, WAY TOO BIG for my lovely paws. Oh, and a couple mugs. Mugs? I drink my cream from a saucer; no mug required. MOUSES!

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  5. I'm happy that my human takes me with her lots of the times she goes out! But then, I'm not an average kitty.

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    1. You travel by car or teleportation device? My flyin' fryin' pan has been grounded due to COVID-19. MOUSES!

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  6. That was RUDE capitol R right! Right Right Right. Rude Rude Rude. That is the new Cat Call to Claws RUDE, RIGHT! or maybe RIGHT RUDE, yeah!

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    1. Right rude. Yup, that's very Nova Scotian, for sure. Right up there with right close, I do believe. MOUSES!

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  7. You are a cutie.
    www.rsrue.blogspot.com

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I love hearin' from my pals. I really, REALLY do. PURRS.