Mouses, it's been a long time.
Fifty weeks. FIFTY. Fifty. Whole. Weeks.
Or in other words, twenty-seven million, two hundred and sixteen thousand cat seconds.
Yup, that's how long I've been stuck here with the peeps.
And in OTHER news...
You know those quizzes they have on Facebook and stuff? You know the ones. Peeps play 'em all the time. You click on the quiz to play, and it'll tell you what you're gonna be when you grow up, what your name means, who you should marry...
You know, that sorta stuff.
Well ol' Peepers decided to play one today. It was all about identifyin' your celebrity look alike.
Guess who the peep looks like.
Come on, take a guess. Take a wild guess. See is you can figure it out.
Wise decision, my friend, 'cause let me tell you, you're NEVER gonna get this one right.
Peepers' celebrity lookalike is...
Are you sittin' down?
Yup, that's right. Apparently, Peepers looks like that ugly little, once hobbity creature, from the Lord of the Rings.
All I can say is, THIS SELF-ISOLATIN' QUARANTININ' PANDEMIC STUFF HAS BEEN HARDER ON THE PEEP'S LOOKS THAN I THOUGHT.
The face that SANK a thousand ships.
And to think, Peepers uses my late brother Nissy's picture as her profile pic.
Guess you can see why.
My precious... My precious....
You know, Peepers does get a certain crazed gleam in her eye when she spots a cat.
Good thing I don't get that same crazed look when I see a nip mouse.
But all jokin' aside...
I'M JUST GLAD I DON'T ALLOW PEEPERS TO USE MY PICTURE FOR HER PROFILE PIC. I mean, if they were lookin' at MY picture and said she looks like Gollum, I'd be kinda insulted by that. It's bad enough they saw some kinda similarity between Nissy's picture and Gollum, but MINE?
WELL I'D HAVE TO BE DOIN' SOMETHING 'BOUT THAT.
Remember to mask up, too.
Seville, we see those games and such, but since we use one of the Eastside Cats as our profile picture, we daren't find out the answers!ReplyDelete
Yup, Peepers uses Nissy's picture for her profile pic. IMAGINE 'em thinkin' Nissy looked like Gollum. IMAGINE! Seriously, Peepers I can believe, but Nissy? MOUSES!Delete
I think it's time for this lockdown stuff to end Seville!ReplyDelete
Gonna have a few months of it 'round here, they say. Have to wait 'til all the peeps get their shots. I wonder if Peepers should get one for distemper while she's at it. You think that would calm her nerves? purrsDelete
This is exactly why my human doesn't play those silly Facebook games.ReplyDelete
You'd think Peepers would have the sense to learn from this incident but OH NO... There she was tryin' another one again, today. MOUSES!Delete
Wow, she got Gollum? That's crazy, Sivvers!ReplyDelete
She did. REALLY! And you know what? It was one of Gollum's creepier lookin' pictures, too. MOUSES!Delete
My momma played one of them Facybook games, and she was told she looks like Angelina Jolie. Pffft! She told me she'd rather look like Gollum.ReplyDelete
Um, your momma DOES know what Gollum looks like, right?
That is funny, but I am sure she doesn't look like that.ReplyDelete
I don't know... They say FB knows all. Don't they? MOUSES!Delete
When We try to do that using a cat face, the app won't let Us. It refuses to identify non-human faces!ReplyDelete
Talk about discrimination!
OH MY MOUSES! That's specism, that is. MOUSES!!!Delete
Peepers uses Nissy's pic for her profile. Now I can see 'em thinkin' the peep looks like Gollum, but NISSY? HOW DID THEY KNOW?
We almost fell off the desk when we saw who she resembled! MOLReplyDelete
Pretty scary, huh? MOUSES!Delete