Mouses, it's been a long time.
Fifty weeks. FIFTY. Fifty. Whole. Weeks.
Or in other words, twenty-seven million, two hundred and sixteen thousand cat seconds.
Yup, that's how long I've been stuck here with the peeps.
And in OTHER news...
You know those quizzes they have on Facebook and stuff? You know the ones. Peeps play 'em all the time. You click on the quiz to play, and it'll tell you what you're gonna be when you grow up, what your name means, who you should marry...
You know, that sorta stuff.
Well ol' Peepers decided to play one today. It was all about identifyin' your celebrity look alike.
Guess who the peep looks like.
Come on, take a guess. Take a wild guess. See is you can figure it out.
Wise decision, my friend, 'cause let me tell you, you're NEVER gonna get this one right.
Peepers' celebrity lookalike is...
Are you sittin' down?
Yup, that's right. Apparently, Peepers looks like that ugly little, once hobbity creature, from the Lord of the Rings.
All I can say is, THIS SELF-ISOLATIN' QUARANTININ' PANDEMIC STUFF HAS BEEN HARDER ON THE PEEP'S LOOKS THAN I THOUGHT.
The face that SANK a thousand ships.
And to think, Peepers uses my late brother Nissy's picture as her profile pic.
Guess you can see why.
My precious... My precious....
You know, Peepers does get a certain crazed gleam in her eye when she spots a cat.
Good thing I don't get that same crazed look when I see a nip mouse.
But all jokin' aside...
I'M JUST GLAD I DON'T ALLOW PEEPERS TO USE MY PICTURE FOR HER PROFILE PIC. I mean, if they were lookin' at MY picture and said she looks like Gollum, I'd be kinda insulted by that. It's bad enough they saw some kinda similarity between Nissy's picture and Gollum, but MINE?
WELL I'D HAVE TO BE DOIN' SOMETHING 'BOUT THAT.
Remember to mask up, too.