It's almost over, my friends. 2020 is on its way out. Almost done; almost finished; almost gone.
I've just gotta get through the rest of today, and then twenty-four hours tomorrow, and then...
THEN IT'LL BE 2021!
I can't say this enough, my friends: 2020 was what you find in a used kitty litter box year, for sure.
Litter used by a kitty with loose bowels.
But I have high hopes for 2021. First of all, I'm plannin' on kickin' the peeps out...
Okay, so I'm not actually gonna kick Peepers out of the house
Well, not permanently, at least. A cat needs to keep some staff on paw for litter box duties, openin' tins and things, and stuff like that.
But I am gonna STRONGLY SUGGEST that she spends a whole lot more time outdoors.
Away from me.
'Cept when I need her, of course.
And I'm also gonna suggest she follows my list of things to do in 2021. Some might call it a list of New Year's resolutions. I, on the other paw, call it what it is: A TO-DO LIST, for the peep.
Like I said, a list of things to do.
So top on my list is, of course, keepin' out of my fur when I need her to be keepin' out. No more of this pesterin' the cat business on account of bein' stuck at home and havin' nothin' better to do.
And no more of these hugs and kisses when SHE wants hugs and kisses, either. Peepers can hug me if I say it's okay, and only when I do.
Which is never.
And as for the kisses...
HAS THE WOMAN NEVER HEARD OF SOCIAL DISTANCIN'?
So basically, my New Year's Resolutions for the peep, otherwise known as my list of items for Peepers to do, include - but are in no way limited to - providin' me with meals, snacks, and treats; sewing and knitting up nip-filled biff bags and nipmice; openin' the door when I want it opened and standin' by said door when I just wanna sit there and breath in the fresh air but not actually go outside on account of it bein' cold or rainy or... or super freezin' cold 'cause we live in Canada and in Canada, winters are cold; and, of course, KEEPIN' OUT OF MY FUR.
Did I mention the keepin' out of my fur bit before?
Of course I did.
And nothin'. If Peepers can do those four things in 2021, this next year is gonna be a great year, for sure.
And before I conclude my final blog post for 2020, I'd just like to say...
DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT!
Remember to mask up, too.