Wednesday, 8 July 2020

that is the question

To pee or not to pee...

THAT is the question, for sure.

MOUSES!

You might remember that in my last blog post, I considered the Possibility of Peein' on the PeePs, knowin' that Peein' on PeePs is often an effective method of behaviour modification.

For peeps.

MOUSES!

Pee.

Peeps.

PEE.

PEEPS.

PEE.

PEEps.

Coincidence?

I think not.

It's like the instructions are given right there in their name!

MOUSES!

Hehehehehehee....

Well long story short, I didn't pee on 'em.

THIS time.

MOUSES!

The truth is, I found a better way to deal with 'em.

Turns out, if you just totally ignore peeps, they totally ignore you right back!

MOUSES!

Okay, so you have to actually hide when you're ignoring 'em, and you have to hide somewhere where they can't find you.

Or reach you.

Or both!

So that's what I did, my friends.  That's what I did!  I was sick and tired of havin' those PeePs on my Paws twenty-four seven, so I found myself a nice little quiet corner in the guest room and had a long, L-O-N-G nap.  Yup, I didn't come downstairs 'til my tummy told me I was hungry.

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My gosh, I must have slept for like the whole afternoon!  And not once did I have to deal with PeePs Pokin' and Pesterin' the life out of me, either.

Okay, so they don't actually poke me.  But pester?  Oh yeah, they do that, for sure.

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Problem is, once peeps find out your secret hidin' spot, it's no longer a secret.

So now I'm gonna have to find a NEW hidin' spot in order to get a little peace and quiet 'round here.

Either that, or think once again 'bout peein'.

MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

And remember to mask up, too.


6 comments:

  1. dood....we haz finded that thiz izza grate hidin spot in de home; we will tranzlate ta cat speech sew de PEEps will bee none de wizer

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    for sure, try it buddy :) ♥♥

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  2. Yep, there sure is very little privacy these days Seville!

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  3. I'm always having to find a new private spot. My human is exceptionally good at finding mine.

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  4. WE nearly always manage to baffle Our Human when it comes to hiding. We can drive her quite frantic sometimes (mol).

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  5. Good luck finding a new hiding spot :)

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