Wednesday, 29 July 2020

good boy

I'm a GOOD boy, I am.

Peepers says so, so it must be true.

MOUSES!

Now peeps do say a lot of things, as I'm sure you're all aware.  And most of what they say IS total hogwash and gobbledygook, but...

Hmm...  I wonder what hogwash actually is.  Body wash for hogs?  Some kinda flea dip, perhaps?  Mud?

Guess that's for hogs to know, and us cats to not bother figurin' out.

MOUSES!

So anyway...

So anyway, like I was sayin', most of the stuff that comes outta peeps' mouths is nothin' but nonsensical nonsense and lies, but every now and then...

Every now and then, they come up with an absolute truth.

An absolute truth like...

LIKE TELLIN' ME I'M A GOOD BOY.

BUT WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE?

Although when she said it, it did come out soundin' kinda condescendin'.

And she sure as mouses didn't have to sound so surprised.

Fact is, I AM a good boy.  Why, I'm as good as they come.

Why...

I'M SEVILLE THE CAT, I AM.

A name synonymous with goodness.

MOUSES!

Not to mention, adorable and cute.

And, accordin' to  some, cheek.

MOU...

What the?

MOUSES!

Hey Peepers!  Next time you wanna add your two cents to my blog, try to remember, CANADA NO LONGER HAS PENNIES SO NOBODY OUT THERE  IS INTERESTED!

MOUSES!

But gettin' back on track here, when Peepers said I was a good boy...

SHE WAS CLEARLY STATING A FACT.

It's true.  A cat can't make this kinda stuff up.

MOUSES!


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And remember:

IF IN DOUBT,

DON'T. GO. OUT.

Continue to practice SOCIAL DISTANCIN' measures

AND KEEP WASHIN' YOUR PAWS.

MOUSES!

Remember to MASK UP, too.

11 comments:

  1. No doubt about it Seville, you are really a good boy!

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  2. Of course you are perfect Seville. My Stella is also perfect.And she is a snuggle bug who LOVES cuddles and kisses!! I think you should cut the Peeps a break and give in to some physical attention. You know the need it!!

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  3. oh em cod dood....we iz CRACKIN UP !!!!!

    bodee wash for hogs....two funnee ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

    good one ♥♥♥

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  4. We wouldn't doubt Peepers for a second on this, Seville!

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  5. Just like a broken clock, humans are right twice a day! ;-)

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  6. Seville, you are just the cutest. And thanks for spreading the word about humans masking up!

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  7. You are a very good boy and quite handsome too.

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  8. Sometimes humans just have to admit the Truth, Seville - even if it is stating the Obvious. You ARE a Good Boy, Seville.

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  9. I think hogwash has gotta be mud since they're always rollin in it.

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  10. Sometimes the hoomins speak the truth 😹

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  11. Oh yes, Sivvers. Of COURSE you are a good boy!

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