Sunday 12 January 2020





This just in:  Recent reports indicate that on Friday January10th, two chickadees were spotted at the newly installed bird feeders on the veranda belongin' to none other than Seville the Cat.  Two, my friends.  TWO!  Not as many as were first sighted on Christmas Day, but two more than have been seen since December 25th.

Scientists have been brought in to try to discover why...

Okay, so there were no scientists brought in.

Peepers has been employed to find out...

Okay, so she isn't so much bein' employed as...


Well I just asked her to make some enquiries, okay?.  It's not like I'm actually payin' her.


Peep #1 is on the job...

Peep #1 IS NOT BEIN' PAID - at least not by me, no matter what she tries to tell you - but on the job, nevertheless, in an attempt to figure out why after visitin' on December 25th, all but two of the chickadees have failed to return.  And those two only returned for a short period, and only the other day.

THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS GOIN' ON AROUND THE NEIGHBOURHOOD that there are other peeps fillin' their bird feeders with premium bird seed, IN A DELIBERATE ATTEMPT to shut out the feeders at the house of Seville the Cat.  These reports are currently unsubstantiated however, the RCMP and CSIS have been contacted and are expected to start an investigation in the coming days.  I have it on good authority, their first plan of action will be to track down and interview the two chickadees spotted at the feeder on Thursday, so anyone knowing the whereabouts of said chickadees is asked to IMMEDIATELY call their local law enforcement agencies, and...

What?  What's that, Peepers?  What's that you're babblin' on about now?

What do you MEAN the RCMP and CSIS aren't gonna investigate?  What do you MEAN?

What do you MEAN the RCMP and CSIS have better things to do than hang out by our bird feeders and investigate the lack of chickadees?  What do you MEAN?

What do you MEAN I shouldn't be tellin' peeps to call the RCMP and CSIS if they know the whereabouts of those two chickadees I saw the other day?  What do you MEAN?

Oh for mousin' out loud, Peepers.  You know, if you were a better peep than the peep you are, you'd know how to get those chickadees back here, pronto, and the RCMP and CSIS wouldn't have to investigate the lack of chickadees in the first place!  This is all your fault, Peepers.  ALL YOUR FAULT.  Don't you go tryin' to accuse me of whatever it is you're accusin' me of doin'.  IT'S NOT MY FAULT I have a case of missin' chickadees on my paws.  Not my fault at all!

Besides, my sources tell me the RCMP and CSIS REALLY ARE startin' up an investigation, and my sources are sound.



Who might my sources be, you ask?


Well would you believe it if I told you one of 'em was Rushy?

He does so know.


Yeah, he does.  He heard it from some cat, who heard it from some cat, who heard it from some other cat, who heard it from some handsome marmalade author-type dude who happens to be very known in the cat bloggin' world, and




Awww...  Never mind.



  1. I do hope you get some news on the absence of feathered friends dining at or even visiting your home, Seville. Rushy is not, maybe, chasing them away when you aren’t looking?

  2. We don't even have a bird feeder Seville but we do have a crazy blue jay that comes and steals some food from the feral food bowl.

  3. Maybe you should have the Peeps install security cameras, Seville. You need to get to the bottom of this mystery (mol).

  4. Mouses! Seems like they're having an attitude now😸Pawkisses for a Happy Week ahead🐾😽💞

  5. Life is surely crazy around your place, Seville! That's all I can say!

  6. I am glad 2 birds finally showed up. You need to advertise your restaurant.

  7. What you need, Seville, is some advertising. Maybe even a special offer Get one get three free on the seeds. Of course the peep may have to give up her singing for a while to lure them in. . . .

  8. We heard the same thing down the meow chain Seville


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