Wednesday, 14 August 2019

quality control

Woah.

WOAH!

Woah, that's some good stu.....

ZOOM!!!

Whatcha doin'?  Where you at?  Whatcha...

ZOOM!!!

*Boing!  Boing!  Boing!*

Whaaaaahhhhhhhhh???

Zzzz...

WHO'S THERE?

Is that a bug?  That a skeeter?  Ach, it's just a speck of dirt.  Bleh.

Zzzz...

Purrs.

Like I said, Peepers, that's some really good stuff.

*hiccup!*

But while you're here, Peepers, you wanna fetch me a snack?  I appear to have a big case of the munchies.

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Oh hello there, my friends.  You caught me in the middle of uh...

Um...

Doin' a little quality control, if you know what I mean.

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You remember those nip plants I was growin'?  You know the ones.  The plants I've been growin' all by myself, all summer long?


What?  What's that, Peepers?  What's that you're babblin' on about now?

*hiccup!*

I HAVE TO BEEN GROWIN' THEM ALL BY MYSELF.  Any and all help - if you wanna call it that - you've provided has been under MY CAREFUL SUPERVISION, not to mention my direct orders.  I have to supervise very carefully when you're near those nip plants, ol' peep, for fear of you doin' somethin' to kill 'em or somethin' like that.

In case you hadn't realized it, Peepers, you're not very good at growin' the nip.

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Now where was I?

Oh yeah.  I was tellin' my pals out there how I was doin' a little quality control.  Basically, I had the peep nip off...  NIP off...  Hahahaha...  That's funny.  You know, 'cause I had her nip off a bit of the nip.  Hahaha...

Now where was I?

Oh yeah, I had the peep nip off a spent flower bud on one of my nip plants, so that I could test it out.  And boy-oh-boy...

Boy-oh-boy...

BOY-OH-BOY that's some really good stuff!

I grew myself some PRIMO CATNIP, for sure.

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Only problem is...

NOW that I've tried some of my very own supply...

Fresh from the garden...  I mean, my purrsonal nip farm, and everythin'...

Well now I've gone and spoiled myself rotten.  I'll never be able to look at run-of-the-mill, over-the-counter catnip again.


Gosh darn it.

MOUSES!

*****

And in other, TOTALLY UNRELATED news....

A number of cats have been seen wanderin' the neighbourhood, eyes glazed over, lookin' for snacks.

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7 comments:

  1. Oh we do love nip too! Sounds like you have some really good stuff, enjoy!

    Purrs,
    Mia, Mosby, Angel Cosmo and Angel CJ

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  2. Wait until the taco truck drives up, Seville!

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  3. NipFest RAW sounds like a good time to me!

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  4. Wow, I want some of YOUR nip, Seville!

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  5. Once that nip is gone, Seville, things will never be the same again. Just sayingyou need to go easy and start the next batch now—indoors and or under cover. By that I dont mean in the peeps bed, MOL
    Purrs and munchies
    ERin

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  6. Seville, you will get into so much trouble with that 'nip, really you will.

    Incorrigible!!!

    Silver

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  7. I hope the neighborhood cats are not coming to steal your nip.

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