Although to be perfectly honest, IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
No it wasn't.
No, it wasn't.
No, Peepers, NO. It was NOT my fault.
Why yours, of course.
Well first of all, you - yes, YOU - opened the garage door. Had you not opened the garage door, I wouldn't have gone inside it.
Secondly, you - yes, YOU - decided to pick me up in your arms to carry me out of said garage. Had you not picked me up in your arms, I wouldn't have been within smackin' distance of your face.
And thirdly, you - yes, YOU - decided to close the garage door whilst I was up in your arms. Had you not closed the garage door while holding me, I wouldn't have panicked and stuff and struggled to get away. And in my DESPERATE struggle, I wouldn't have accidentally stuck a claw in your face. I wouldn't have accidentally scratched your arm, either.
Besides, I SAID I was sorry.
Not that I should be the one apologizin'. I mean, it WAS YOUR fault.
Why, if ANYONE owes anyone an apology, YOU owe an apology to ME.
Oh quit your griping, woman. There are plenty of peeps out there sportin' piercings in all sorts of strange places. I've seen it myself so I know it is true. Just think, my claw gave you a piercing for free! If anythin', you should be thankin' me.
Just stick an earring in your lip and you'll be all set.
And as for the scratch on your arm...
A little makeup should cover that.
OR how 'bout one of those spray tans? You happen to have a bottle of spray tan on paw?
I'll say it again. Three things, Peepers:
One, you got your lip pierced for free.
Two, I already said I was sorry
And three, and most importantly, IT REALLY WAS ALL YOUR FAULT.
Besides, it's practically already all healed up. Really, I can barely even see it. You need me to pierce that lip of yours again? Only THIS time, I'm not doin' it for free.
Scratch happens, usually when one of us least expects it Seville!ReplyDelete
Yup, you can get great money for piercings, and if you have some ink handy next time, Seville, you could break into tatoos too!ReplyDelete
Oh, it was definitely her fault! I think garage door noises would even startle me!ReplyDelete
Oh, good gracious, Seville! You need a chill pill, dude!ReplyDelete
Oh no! Hope you didn't damage your claw, Seville. Those peeps sure are high maintenance, aren't they?ReplyDelete
You poor kitty, she definitely owes you an apology.ReplyDelete
Severs, you did all you needed to do for self preservation! For all you knew that door was planning to come down and squish you and you weren't about to sit there in your mum's arms and let it. NO WAY NO HOW! Winks.ReplyDelete