Excuse me, my friends, while I guffaw a little more.
Oh my mouses! GUFFAW! That's a mousin' funny word, for sure.
Oh my gosh, usin' the word guffaw to describe my laughter, made me laugh even more.
Hmmm... Now what was I laughin' about again?
Oh yeah. Rushy.
Hey Rushy! You've got a leaf stuck on your butt!
You should have seen it, my friends. There was my brother Rushton, struttin' down the path leadin' to the back door, tail held up high - practically pointin' to the sky - on account of his bein' a pretty confident cat, I suppose.
Even if he is a long-haired marmie freak.
But you can't win 'em all, I guess. I mean, not EVERY cat can look like me.
So anyway, there he was, struttin' down the path, when I happened to notice...
Now I should explain somethin', here. It's not like I spend my days lookin' at other cats' butts. I DON'T! But in this case, what I was seein' was too difficult to not notice.
Well there it was, right there in my face.
Not RIGHT in my face, of course. There were a good few feet between Rushy's butt and my face. That kinda goes without sayin'.
AND THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT.
But nevertheless, I couldn't help but notice...
Stuck on his butt....
Was a leaf the size of Australia.
Oh my gosh, it was funny. Made me laugh and laugh and laugh.
Then laugh again, some more.
It even made me guffaw.
I'm tellin' ya, if I were a coffee-drinkin' cat - which I'm not, on account of coffee bein' very bad for cats. BUT IF I WERE a coffee-drinkin' cat, and had I been takin' a sip of coffee right there when I saw what I saw...
I WOULD HAVE SNORTED THAT COFFEE RIGHT OUTTA MY NOSE.
Yup, it was that funny a sight.
So funny, in fact...
So funny I can't even write 'bout anythin' else 'til I get all this laughin' and guffawin' out of my system, so that I can think about somethin' else.
HEY RUSHY! YOU STILL HAVE A LEAF STUCK ON YOUR BUTT!
HEY RUSHY! IS THAT LEAF SOME KINDA PRIVACY SCREEN, OR A NEW KINDA BIKINI?
HEY RUSHY! DID YOU SIT IN A PILE OF LEAVES, OR DID MOTHER NATURE JUST SLAP A BIG ONE THERE, RIGHT ONTO YOUR BUTT?
Oh my gosh, my friends, you should see it. And you still CAN see it, in fact, 'cause that ol' leaf is STILL stuck on Rushton's butt.
Hey Peepers! Come see this. Funniest thing ever. You're gonna laugh so hard you'll snort that coffee you're drinkin', right outta your nose. I can practically guarantee it.