Bwahahahahaha!Bwahahahahaha!!
BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Excuse me, my friends, while I guffaw a little more.
Oh my mouses! GUFFAW! That's a mousin' funny word, for sure.
BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh my gosh, usin' the word guffaw to describe my laughter, made me laugh even more.
MOUSES!
Hmmm... Now what was I laughin' about again?
Oh yeah. Rushy.
MOUSES!
Hey Rushy! You've got a leaf stuck on your butt!
MOUSES!
You should have seen it, my friends. There was my brother Rushton, struttin' down the path leadin' to the back door, tail held up high - practically pointin' to the sky - on account of his bein' a pretty confident cat, I suppose.
Even if he is a long-haired marmie freak.
But you can't win 'em all, I guess. I mean, not EVERY cat can look like me.
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So anyway, there he was, struttin' down the path, when I happened to notice...
Now I should explain somethin', here. It's not like I spend my days lookin' at other cats' butts. I DON'T! But in this case, what I was seein' was too difficult to not notice.
I mean...
Well there it was, right there in my face.
Not RIGHT in my face, of course. There were a good few feet between Rushy's butt and my face. That kinda goes without sayin'.AND THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT.
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But nevertheless, I couldn't help but notice...
Right there...
Stuck on his butt....
Was a leaf the size of Australia.
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Oh my gosh, it was funny. Made me laugh and laugh and laugh.
Then laugh again, some more.
It even made me guffaw.
MOUSES!
I'm tellin' ya, if I were a coffee-drinkin' cat - which I'm not, on account of coffee bein' very bad for cats. BUT IF I WERE a coffee-drinkin' cat, and had I been takin' a sip of coffee right there when I saw what I saw...
I WOULD HAVE SNORTED THAT COFFEE RIGHT OUTTA MY NOSE.
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Yup, it was that funny a sight.
So funny, in fact...
So funny I can't even write 'bout anythin' else 'til I get all this laughin' and guffawin' out of my system, so that I can think about somethin' else.
HEY RUSHY! YOU STILL HAVE A LEAF STUCK ON YOUR BUTT!
HEY RUSHY! IS THAT LEAF SOME KINDA PRIVACY SCREEN, OR A NEW KINDA BIKINI?
HEY RUSHY! DID YOU SIT IN A PILE OF LEAVES, OR DID MOTHER NATURE JUST SLAP A BIG ONE THERE, RIGHT ONTO YOUR BUTT?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh my gosh, my friends, you should see it. And you still CAN see it, in fact, 'cause that ol' leaf is STILL stuck on Rushton's butt.
MOUSES!
Hey Peepers! Come see this. Funniest thing ever. You're gonna laugh so hard you'll snort that coffee you're drinkin', right outta your nose. I can practically guarantee it.
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Seville, ol' pal... a cat wants to know.... was it a maple leaf - was he celebrating being Canadian? or an oak leaf - a sign of being a mighty hunter? or maybe a grape leaf to cover his unmentionables? An inquiring cat wants to know these things.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... It was red. It was a red leaf. And I'm tellin' ya, IT WAS THE SIZE OF AUSTRALIA. MOUSES!
DeleteWell, Seville...I would have liked to see you guffawing, that's for sure!
ReplyDeleteOh my mouses, pals. Had I been able to actually SEE MYSELF guffawin', I would have laughed EVEN MORE. MOUSES!
Deleterushton....dood.....curry uz catz gotta noe...how DID ya getz a leef sticked ta yur buttz !!!!!!!! :) ♥♥♥ ☺☺☺
ReplyDeleteHe's not sayin' but I'm bettin' he sat on somethin' sticky. Ewww... MOUSES!
DeleteOh no, the Klingons have invaded!
ReplyDeleteAnd in the form of a Rushy! MOUSES!!!
DeleteMOL! I probably shouldn't laugh, though, because I've had things stuck in my fur too.
ReplyDeleteYou have? And here I was thinkin' it was a long-haired thing. MOUSES!
DeleteToo late, Mrs H spilled her tea (not coffee) out through her nose at the thought of that leaf. Mind you, it is very topical of Rushy, topical in a surface way as well as topical in current way... but definitely NOT tropical, MOL OK, were was I, ah yes, topical. Well it is Tocktober this month, so maybe, just maybe, Rushy was on time and showing off his tocks, in a polite way?
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ERin
He's ALWAYS showin' off his tocks, that one. Showing 'em off for all to see. MOUSES!
DeleteGoodness, Seville! Your description was like being there! I can imagine Rushy struttin', the leaf fantastic, his tail proudly raised. That would be a site indeed, and better yet if it were a 🍁. Ole Rushy may be setting a new trend for the debonair feline.
ReplyDeleteGosh, now I'm gonna have to see if they're sellin' "fashionable" butt-stickin' leaves on E-Bay. MOUSES!
DeleteHahaha! The least you could have done was help Rushy get that leaf off his butt. Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteAnd ruin all my fun? Never! MOUSES!
DeleteWell you know what they say, if you've got it flaunt it. Rushy obviously thinks he's got it!
ReplyDeleteSeville dude, OMC Pandora had a leaf stuck to her derriere yesterday too and it was hilarious! MOL BTW dude Humphrey can get mew an EMD [Earth Me Device] fur Nissy, as soon as the new adventure is done and he starts his manufacturing factory at the RB, he'll get one delivered direct, is that ok?
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The B Team xox
*snickering behind paws* Wish we could have seen Rushy with the Australia-sized leaf butt. That would be worth snorting coffee fur sure!
ReplyDeleteCould Rushy be showing off his costume that he has planned for All Hallows Eve Maybe he is going as "Adam" with a leaf to cover up his privates? Tee hee hee. Winks.
ReplyDeleteAwww...poor Rushy. I bet you were just being modest.
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