So Peepers, exactly what do you labour at that gives you the right to consider this weekend a holiday? A weekend for celebratin' and stuff. I don't think I've ever seen you labourin' at anythin'
And you CERTAINLY don't labour at anythin' concernin' me.
Litter boxes, you say?
What about 'em? We have a few. What's so laborious about them?
What do you MEAN you don't enjoy cleanin' out our litter boxes?
No, seriously, what do you mean?
Well I'll be...
Would you rather we use the floor?
Oh quit your griping, woman. I'm only kiddin'.
Kiddin' about our usin' the floor, that is. I, Seville the Cat, am a respectable cat. I would never dream of doin' potty on the floor. Never in a million nine lives.
I'm still waitin' to hear why you don't enjoy cleanin' out our boxes, though. I wasn't kiddin' about that.
And speakin' of respectable cats...
That there line ends with me. Me, Seville the Cat.
Well... Well maybe Mason, too. But those two long-haired freaky marmie brothers of mine? NEVER.
What's that? What's that Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
You don't enjoy cleanin' up the mess we sometimes leave 'round our plates, either? The mess we make when some of us tend to pick through our food, knockin' bits of it off said plates and onto the floor?
Meh... You say mess, I say artwork.
Besides, you do know we do that for your benefit, don't you? We do that to give you somethin' to do.
So anyway, 'bout this lack of daily labourin' you don't do but celebrate anyway: What's up with that? This some kinda fake holiday or somethin'? Some kinda fake holiday peeps made up to sell Happy Labour Day cards and run movie marathons on TV? Some kinda fake holiday for...
WHAT THE MOUSES, WOMAN! I thought I already told you to quit your gripin', and...
Oh for mousin' out loud...
Of all the mousingly rude things to do...
The peep just walked out of the room on me.
WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS A BY YOUR LEAVE.
Can you believe it?
Happy Labour Day Weekend Everybody! Happy Labour Day Weekend, whether you're a peep who labours with litter boxes and food artwork, or not.