Sunday 9 September 2018

askin' for a friend

So...

So what do you think: is it possible for a cat to have too much of the nip?

I'm askin' for a friend.

So...

So any opinions 'bout this out there?

Anyone?  Anyone at all?

Again, I'm just askin' for a friend.

MOUSES!

Okay...

Okay, what do you think: is it possible for a cat to eat too many treats?

I'm askin' for a friend.

Okay...

Okay, any opinions 'bout this out there?

Anyone?  Anyone at all?

Again, I'm just askin' for a friend.

MOUSES!

Hmmm...

What's that?  What's that, Peepers?  What's that you're babblin' on about now?

Oh.  Okay.

HMMM...

Now what do you think: is it possible for a peep to be too much into a cat's business, when said cat is discussin' stuff like treats and the nip, with his pals?

I'M NOT ASKIN' YOU, PEEPERS.  I'm askin' my friends.  Mind your own beeswax, would ya?

And speakin' of beeswax, Peepers...  You know, if you were to put some beeswax in your ears...  Well...  Well if you were to put some beeswax in your ears, you wouldn't end up intrudin' on my conversations with my friends, and...

I SAID, MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX.

MOUSES!

Now where was I?

Oh yeah.

So...

So what do you think: is it possible for a cat to get too many scritches under the chin after dining upon a multitude of treats and imbibing in gargantuan helpings of the nip?

I'm just askin' for a friend.

No seriously, I am.  Askin' for a friend, that is.

Really!

TRULY.

Honestly to goodnessly.

So like I was askin', does anybody out there have an opinion on this?

NOT YOU, PEEPERS.  NOT YOU!  I'm not askin' for your opinion on anythin'.

And FYI, I never do, you know.  I NEVER do.  Whenever I'm askin' for an opinion, said opinion for which I am askin', is never bein' asked of or from you.

I think.

Hmmm...

Let me go over that last sentence again, just to make sure it makes sense.

Why?  Why what.  I'm busy, Peepers.  I'm busy makin' sense of that last sentence and stuff, and...

Why is it that I'm not interested in YOUR opinion, you ask?

'CAUSE YOUR OPINIONS 'BOUT STUFF ARE ALMOST ALWAYS OPPOSITE OF MINE, THAT'S WHY.  When I ask for opinions, I'm askin' for opinions that agree with my own.  Satisfied?

MOUSES!

And in totally unrelated news...

In TOTALLY UNRELATED news, reports are comin' in of one nip plant havin' been apparently mowed down into oblivion, with the perpetrator havin' left no trace of evidence save for a few feline fang marks.  Also, an extra-large bag of temptin' treats has mysteriously gone missin'.

*BURP*
 
Excuse me.

MOUSES!
 

10 comments:

  1. Flynn would have been the one to answer those questions for you. His answer to all of them would have been no, you can never have too much of anything you enjoy...for a friend of course.

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  2. Well, Seville. Depending on who is asking, and depending upon what amounts of treats, nips or chin scritches is too much? That all depends!

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  3. You cannot have too much nip...as long as there are plenty of naps to go with it!

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  4. We say the answer is NO, Sivvers. There's no such thing as too much catnip or too many scritches!

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  5. It sounds like your friend knows where to find all the good nip and treats!

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  6. Hmm, theres a lot of friends your asking for, so maybe the best answer, from a friend to a friend, is MAYBE. Though don't hold my friend to that answer as they don't know your friend, or friends to which said said reply to said question was about. From one friend to another, MOUSES! MOL
    Toodle pips
    ERin

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  7. The answer is obviously NO.

    No question about that.

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  8. No such thing as too much of anything you enjoy :)

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  9. A kitty can never get too much nip or scratches. As for treats, well we pussycats aren't like D-O-Gs that would eat until they made themselves ill. I would say, we pussycats can never get too many treats - we only eat until our tummy is full and then we stash there others asour reserves for later. Tee hee hee. Winks.

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  10. oh my! Giving yourself away with that Burp, ol' pal. We know, from first paw experience.

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