It has come to my attention, SOME peeps think I mock 'em too much.
It has come to my attention, ONE peep thinks I mock her too much.
It has come to my attention, ONE peep thinks I mock her too much, and the other peep is hunky dory, a-okay, with that situation.
What? What's that, Peepers? What's that you're babblin' on about now?
So it has since come to my attention, one peep AND SEVERAL CATS think I mock 'em too much.
Well that's just life, I suppose, and there's nothin' I'm gonna be changin' about it.
You know, truth is, I wouldn't be mockin' Peep #1 and my fur-sibs all the time in the first place, if they weren't always doin' things requirin' me to mock.
Why just the other day...
Oh my mouses, where do I even begin?
I mean, EVERY SINGLE DAY Peep #1 and my fur-sibs give me reasons to mock 'em. Every single day. Every single one! Three hundred and sixty-five days of the year. Three hundred and sixty five: That's how many days they give me stuff I can use for mockin'.
MULTIPLE TIMES a day, too. That's right, my friends, two or three times a day. Sometimes four. Sometimes even more!
I'm like spoiled for reasons for mockin'.
You might not realise this, but I have to whittle down the available mockable incidents.
The daily whittlin' of MIs - that's Mockable Incidents, for those not in the know - is like a full-time job, for sure.
In fact, Peep #1 and my fur-sibs give me SO VERY MANY REASONS to mock 'em, and I have to spend SO VERY MUCH TIME decidin' which incidents are the most mockable, it's amazin' I have any time left to do any actual mockin'!
I know, I know... I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin', Seville must be exaggerating, 'cause just how many stupid things can a peep and three fur-sibs in the course of one day, do?
My friends, you would be surprised, for sure.
I'm tellin' ya, it's like they're in a competition of some kind. A competition where the winner is the one who does the most stupid stuff. The most stupid stuff, the most times. The most stupid...
Well you get the picture, I am sure.
Now I must admit, SOMETIMES, the stupid stuff they do is kinda repetitive. Too repetitive for me to blog 'bout more than seven or eight times.
Actually, it's amazin' how many times Peep #1 has done the same stupid things, over and over and over again.
She's clearly a slow learner, for sure.
And as for those fur-sibs of mine, well I've lost track of the number of times they've done certain stupid things, repeatedly. They must be slow learners, too.
And as for Peep #2?
Well let's just say, Peep #2 and I have kinda come to an agreement of sorts. I keep my mockin' to my fur-sibs and Peep #1, and Peep #2 gives me extra treats.
Dang, that is a good deal and a fun one too!ReplyDelete
WHAT a sweet deal! I wish I had more than one peep and a couple of siblings...then I too could mock for extra treats!ReplyDelete
But as it is...I guess I just have to look sweet, lovable andhungry.
(that works on my Mom EVERY TIME)
Oh Seville. You should not mock your fur sibs. They outnumber you a zillion to one!!!ReplyDelete
That is a wise deal on Peep #2's part :)ReplyDelete
You sure have a great deal worked out with Peep #2, Sivvers. And hey, it's not YOUR fault if the MIs are so plentiful, right? MOUSES!ReplyDelete
Well, as the superior species, we just have to be nice to our people.ReplyDelete
Sounds like a good deal to me too!ReplyDelete
Seville, I think you have to get paid for the 24/7 mockin'job :D Pawkisses for a Happy Week ahead :) <3ReplyDelete
Name yer price, eh Sevvers? it's a commercial world after all, and if folks will keep putting themselves in mockable sityayshuns... well a cat has a duty, right??? Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
Wow!with all that mockable stuff going on you could write a book or ten. Maybe you could share some of that stuff with peeps that are mock challenged too! So their felines can have some fun. Would be a great social service (to us cats) MOLReplyDelete
Toodle pips and purrs
Seville, I'm wondering just how long will you manage to keep all this to yourself? It must be SO tough.ReplyDelete
Seville, just don't let peep #1 or your fursibs to read your blog!ReplyDelete
Ya know, Sev...they know you mock them because they read your blog. If they didn't have access to your blog, then they wouldn't know what you meow about them behind their backs. Just saying...ReplyDelete
Boy they sure make it easy for you Seville. And we think you have a good gig going with Peep #2. :)ReplyDelete
Sounds like a mocking overload at your house....!ReplyDelete
We have the same problem in this house!!! Why can't the humans get it through their heads that if they didn't do stupid stuff, we wouldn't mock them! They make it WAY too easy! ~Bear CatReplyDelete
I love reading your blog, because even if you make fun of them, you are just being funny, never mean. I'm really glad that my dogs don't blog, because I'm pretty sure they'd be mocking me quite a bit also!ReplyDelete
I never mock my meowmy. Daddy yes, but never Meowmy. She protects me from rascally little brothers and slips me special tweats that no one else gets. PurrsReplyDelete
I had a feelin' peep #2 was a softie for you Sivvers.ReplyDelete
That is a pretty cool agreement you have with your Peep #2! He sounds like he's a quick learner, Severs! My mom is right there with your fursibs and your Peep #1 - always doing weird things - repeatedly! Tee hee hee!ReplyDelete