Where did the time go?
Did it fly, fly away?
Well... Well you know what they say. They say, time flies when you're havin' fun, and fun is what we've been havin' all year, for sure.
And FYI, time also flies when one is usin' an eggbeater teleportation device equipped with time-travellin' whisks, such as my flyin' fryin' pan.
But anyway, like I was sayin', it's already New Year's Eve.
New Year's Eve today; New Year's Day, tomorrow, and we all know what that means. Right?
Well it means, first thing tomorrow mornin', peeps all 'round the world will be makin' their New Year's Resolutions.
It also means that by sometime tomorrow afternoon, peeps all 'round the world will be BREAKIN' their New Year's Resolutions, for sure.
I, bein' the smart kitty I am, planned ahead. That's right! Yup, I ordered in five dozen boxes of tissues. I'm all prepared for the sobs and tears of my peeps when they realize they didn't manage to keep their New Year's Resolutions for even one full day, never mind a year.
I also ordered in a couple boxes of disposable diapers.
NO... The diapers aren't for the peeps.
Nah, they don't need those.
But seriously, folks... Seriously, I ordered in the diapers for that Baby New Year we always hear about. A cat can never know when a cryin' Baby New Year might arrive at a cat's front door.
Hmmm.... I wonder if I should have ordered in some baby bottles and formula, too. The peeps have a couple bottles of liquefied nip, stashed away for tonight, and I, bein' a cat, have a couple of untouched nip mice hangin' about, but babies... Well babies need formula and milk and things like that, don't they? I don't think the nip is what they need at all. Plus, when it comes to my nip toys, I'm really not prepared to share.
But sobbin' peeps... I mean, babies. No, I mean peeps. But my two sobbin' peeps aside, did any of YOU make resolutions for the new year?
And are any of you plannin' on keeping 'em?
My two personal peeps made a couple. A couple of resolutions, I mean. But to be honest, I didn't pay too much attention to what they were resolvin'. I'm sure I'll hear ALL ABOUT IT sometime tomorrow afternoon. You know, when they realize they've already broken their New Year Resolutions for the year.
Cue the boxes of tissues, puh-lease.
As for myself, I was gonna resolve to stop usin' the expression, "MOUSES!" quite so much. Then I thought better of that. No way am I gonna be able to keep that resolution, livin' with the peeps and fur-sibs with whom I live.
Then I considered resolvin' to not get nipped all the time, but I thought better of that resolution, too. Let me tell you somethin': When livin' with the peeps and fur-sibs with whom I live, a kitty like me NEEDS to get nipped a lot. And by a lot, I actually mean, all the time.
So finally, I decided to resolve to just keep on bein' me, and that, my friends, is a resolution worth keepin', for sure.
But for now, I think... Well I think I have just one more thing to say. Just one more thing, needin' to be said.
And that thing... That thing I so desperately need to say, is....
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!
Happy New Year.
May 2018 be OUR BEST YEAR YET.