Oh hello there, Peepers...
Hey Peep, I'm up here. Up here, lookin' out this window. Lookin' out this window, watchin' you aimlessly wanderin' around, outside.
Earlier that evenin'...
Peep #2: Seville's out.
Peep #1: What? WHY?
Peep #2: He ran outside when I was letting Andy in.
Peep #1: MOUSES!
Peep #2: There was nothing I could do.
Peep #1: That's just great. You know he's reluctant to come in when I call him at night. Now, I'll be outside, roaming around with the flashlight, in my nightdress no less, looking for Seville at midnight. And it's cold out there.
Peep #2: I'll go out to look for him.
Peep #1: Yeah. Right. MOUSES!
A little later that evenin'...
Peep #1: Seville... Seville... SEVILLE! Where are you? Seville, come on... It's cold out here. Seville...
And this continued for a good half hour.
Hey Peepers, I'm up here.
Look up, Peepers. No, not there. Look up. UP. Don't you know what the word up means?
Why the mouses is she outside with the flashlight in the first place? And WHY the mouses is she out there in her nightie? DOES SHE NOT REALIZE IT'S COLD OUTSIDE?
And why the mouses is she callin' out MY name for all and sundry to hear, makin' the neighbours think I'm bein' naughty by not comin' in when I'm called, when I'm already inside?
Need I say it again?
Of course I do.
So anyway, it turns out, I never did run outside. What the second peep was thinkin', I will never know. Maybe a mysterious pumpkin', or somethin', rolled past.
And what the FIRST peep was thinkin', by believin' the second peep without actually checkin' to see if the second peep was tellin' the truth or not... Well I'll never know that, either.
Just goes to show you, I've got a couple of really silly peeps.