Bwahahahahahahahaha-hahahaha!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Silly peeps.
MOUSES!
Hello there...
Oh hello there, Peepers...
PEEPERS!
HELLO!
Hey Peep, I'm up here. Up here, lookin' out this window. Lookin' out this window, watchin' you aimlessly wanderin' around, outside.
MOUSES!
Earlier that evenin'...
Peep #2: Seville's out.
Peep #1: What? WHY?
Peep #2: He ran outside when I was letting Andy in.
Peep #1: MOUSES!
Peep #2: There was nothing I could do.
Peep #1: That's just great. You know he's reluctant to come in when I call him at night. Now, I'll be outside, roaming around with the flashlight, in my nightdress no less, looking for Seville at midnight. And it's cold out there.
Peep #2: I'll go out to look for him.
Peep #1: Yeah. Right. MOUSES!A little later that evenin'...
Peep #1: Seville... Seville... SEVILLE! Where are you? Seville, come on... It's cold out here. Seville...
And this continued for a good half hour.
MEANWHILE...
Hey Peepers, I'm up here.
Hey Peepers!
PEEPERS!
Look up, Peepers. No, not there. Look up. UP. Don't you know what the word up means?
MOUSES!
Oh Peepers...
Oh Peepers...
PEEPERS!
Silly peep.
MOUSES!
Why the mouses is she outside with the flashlight in the first place? And WHY the mouses is she out there in her nightie? DOES SHE NOT REALIZE IT'S COLD OUTSIDE?
MOUSES!
And why the mouses is she callin' out MY name for all and sundry to hear, makin' the neighbours think I'm bein' naughty by not comin' in when I'm called, when I'm already inside?
Need I say it again?
Of course I do.
MOUSES!
So anyway...
So anyway, it turns out, I never did run outside. What the second peep was thinkin', I will never know. Maybe a mysterious pumpkin', or somethin', rolled past.
And what the FIRST peep was thinkin', by believin' the second peep without actually checkin' to see if the second peep was tellin' the truth or not... Well I'll never know that, either.Just goes to show you, I've got a couple of really silly peeps.
Silly.
Gullible.
Stupid.
WHATEVER.
MOUSES!
Sounds like one of my mommies. When we moved in our new place she couldn't find me. She got hysterical and was out in the pouring rain, in the dark, crawling around looking under trailers, talking to neighbours and just generally freaking out. When the other mommy didn't get upset she accused her of not caring! Just when it was about to get out of control I sauntered out from behind the couch and went to find my comfy spot on the bed. Humans are weird but at least I know they love me.
ReplyDeleteYou were behind the couch the entire time? Good one! That deserves a high-paw, for sure. HIGH-PAW! purrs
DeletePeeps, at least they're good for a laugh.
ReplyDeleteThat they are! MOUSES!
DeleteMOL! Been there, done that, got tee shirt and hid under it!
ReplyDeleteYou hid under the t-shirt that... MOUSES that's good! PURRS.
DeleteYep, humans can be downright silly sometimes! We are happy to entertain the kitties...
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear that! We kitties are happy to be entertained. purrs
DeleteThat is funny :) I am glad to know other peeps do silly things.
ReplyDeleteI think bein' silly is a think peeps just naturally do. purrs
DeleteBwahahaha! Sivvers, why would she think you would go outside when it's cold? Silly peeps! MOUSES!
ReplyDeleteI know! I'm no fool. I want my comfort in a nice warm house, for sure. purrs
DeleteMOL! You sure fooled them, Seville - and you didn't even have to try!
ReplyDeleteTruth is, when it comes to foolin' peeps, peeps make it WAY TO EASY to be fooled. purrs
DeleteYeah, humans can be really strange!
ReplyDeletePurrs xx
Athena and Marie
Tell me about it. MOUSES!
Deleteoh deer that is too funny... Seville you sure showed them off didn't you... I do believe there am a pumpkin rolling past!!! -Katie Ann Kitty Too.
ReplyDeleteand Midnight who feels like eating today.
Those mysterious pumpkins will fool a peep EVERY time. MOUSES!
DeleteHehehe Sounds like the peeps will be having stern words with each other. I’m surprised that they not fitted you with one of those tracking devices, Of course I think those are best used on nip mice Mol
ReplyDeleteToddle pip
Erin
Don't give 'em any ideas! A trackin' device would spoil all my fun. purrs
DeleteBwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! You made coffee come out Mommy's nose! She was thinking of Kozmo and Jo Jo and Daddy and doing just that!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh!
Purrs
Marv
This stuff happens at YOUR house, too? MOUSES!
DeleteHumans are rather entertaining aren't they? Some of the things they do - well - need I say more????
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
It's like they think all the world is a circus and they are the clowns. MOUSES!
DeleteMaybe a mysterious pumpkin', or somethin', rolled past! MOL MOL MOL oh Seville mew are hilarious dude!!!
ReplyDeleteBig hugs
Basil & Co xox
You never know 'bout those pumpkins. Some peeps like to blame aliens when things go awry but SOMETIMES, it the pumpkins, for sure. MOUSES!
DeletePeeps can be silly sometimes. Why ever would you want to be out in the cold! Still, it must have been entertaining while it lasted.
ReplyDeleteIt sure was! And the best part was, I got to watch the peep comedy show from the comfort of INSIDE. MOUSES!
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