Oh good, you're awake.
I was just checkin'. Just checkin' to make sure you were still alive.
Well the thing is, you had stopped sneezin' and wheezin' and coughin' and stuff, so I was beginnin' to wonder. You know, wonder if you were still alive.
And by the way, I've called the doctor's office. They'll see you tomorrow at five.
Why MY doctor, of course.
And by the other way, all patients are supposed to be secured on a leash, or a harness, or somethin' like that. Or stuffed in a crate. Since I'm pretty sure you won't fit in any of our carriers - and even if you did, there's no way I'd be carryin' you - we'll need to find you a harness to wear. I know! How 'bout a ball of yarn or somethin'? I can wrap it around you several times.
Yeah right, and when was the last time you asked me if I needed to go to the doctor before takin' me there? HUH?
But you know, maybe what you have isn't a cold at all. Maybe it's allergies or somethin'.
OH MY MOUSES! I HOPE YOU'RE NOT ALLERGIC TO ME!!!
And in case you're wonderin', if you are allergic to cats, you had better get used to takin' pills 'cause if it comes down to you or me, well... Let's just say... I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE. MOUSES!
You think cats can be allergic to peeps?
Nothin'. Just wonderin'.
So you say it's not allergies, huh? It's just a really bad cold.
And you're sure it's just a cold? Really sure? Absolutely positively so? I'm only asking 'cause you had one just a few months ago, and you know you don't get many...
Okay, I'll take your word for it.
Sorry, I couldn't hear you breath.
Guess you were fallin' back asleep.
You know Peepers, when they were handin' out the cold bugs, or whatever they are, how come you felt the need to take one? HUH?
Nothin'. Just wonderin'.
Yeah, yeah, yeah... You're sick and you feel icky.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
Complaints, complaints. All I'm hearin' are complaints!
Did you hear me complainin' when you were sneezin' and wheezin' and coughin' and stuff? Did you hear me complainin' about havin' to listen to you sneezin' and wheezin' and coughin' and stuff? HUH?
And did you hear me complain' about your bein' sick and feelin' icky? Did you hear me complainin' about your complainin'? You know, complainin' about your havin' the cold? HUH?
Okay, you might have heard me complainin' about that.
BUT WITH VERY GOOD REASON, FOR SURE. MOUSES!
The truth is, Peepers, I was worried.
I was! I was very worried, indeed.
Let me tell you Peepers, when I thought you had died in your sleep - you know, on account of your lack of sneezin' and wheezin' and coughin' and stuff 'cause you were sleepin' - I was super worried, for sure.
WHO WOULD FEED ME MY MEALS???
And speakin' of food...
I'm feelin' a little peckish at the mo. Yup, I'm feelin' a little peckish, for sure, and I could go for a snack right about now.
Do I need to spell it out for you, woman? I'm in need of a snack and the snacks are in the kitchen.
SO YOU WANNA GO GET ME ONE?
That's right, Peepers. Grab your box of tissues and take 'em with you. Only thing worse than a sneezin' peep is a peep with nothin' into which to sneeze.
AND PEEPERS... Could you mix in a few of those freeze-dried salmon flakes for me? You know how I like 'em so.
AND REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE HANDLIN' MY SNACKS! Last thing I need is for you to give me your cold.
Hope everybody at your house feels better quick, fast, and in a hurry!ReplyDelete
Yeah, nothin' worse than a sick peep. MOUSES!Delete
Oh Seville, be kind to your peeps. Colds are not fun things to have for sure. Glad you woke her , yup, nice to check that all is ok. Hope you got your treat!!!!! Hugs and Purrs from the Crew out here in Serenity!!!!!!ReplyDelete
Well... I DID NEED to make sure she was still alive. You know? purrsDelete
It's a good thing that it's a cold, because otherwise you would need to rehome your Peepers if they were allergic to you. 😉 Seriously though, I hope your Peepers gets over that cold quickly. 😃ReplyDelete
I know 'cause I, Seville the Cat, am not goin' anywhere. MOUSES!Delete
Ha! That was great, Sivvers. And yes, make sure Peepers washes her hands before touching your food! :)ReplyDelete
Seriously. I don't want her germs gettin' on my snacks, you know? purrsDelete
Compassion, thy name is cat!ReplyDelete
Oh I TOTALLY agree. purrsDelete
That's very nice of you to check on your peep to make sure she's still alive. At least you know you'll get your meal now! The horrors if you didn't...ReplyDelete
Can you imagine? WHAT WOULD I DO? MOUSES!!!Delete
I think Peepers needs a lot of C.A.T. (Cat-Assisted Therapy, of course!) STAT. Ya think?ReplyDelete
Does that involve purrs? I'm pretty darned good at that. PURRS.Delete
Good thing the Peep#1 has you around - to make sure she's still alive and all. We wouldn't want you to go hungry or with dirty kitty litter or nip-less...or without whatever else you need.ReplyDelete
And good work, making her an appointment at the doctor. We're sure that should take care of whatever ails her.
Have a great week!
Yeah, I needed her to get better 'cause, you know, I have needs. Like you said: snacks, nip, litter box changes. Stuff like that. purrsDelete
Ha! Well, actually, our #1 has been known to say more than once that she would trust our vet more than most doctors...ReplyDelete
My doctor is super good, too. WAY better than peep doctors. I mean, she treats cats!!! purrsDelete
Oh Seville, it is hard to deal with humans when they are sick.ReplyDelete
We purr the sneezing,wheezing and complaining does not interrupt your sleep ;)
Purrs your peep feels better soon!
Purrs also for the coming blizzard!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ
It took a while but she is FINALLY better. She had best not catch another cold for a very long time. I don't know if I can handle the aggravation. MOUSES!Delete
Good gracious...having sick peeps is terribly inconvenient. I do hope you get your snacks soon. Purrs from Deb and the Zee/Zoey gangReplyDelete
It sure is. The most terrible inconvenience of all. MOUSES!Delete
I'm glad you are keeping check on your peeper there Seville, I think she is counting on that!ReplyDelete
You know somethin'? I think so too. PURRS.Delete
Sure hope the Mom feels better soon, mainly so you can have a snack.ReplyDelete
Yup, 'cause snacks are our top priority. PURRS.Delete
Sick peeps is no fun.ReplyDelete
They sure aren't. Terribly thoughtless of Peep #1 to catch that cold. MOUSES!Delete
I hope it's not what my human had - that was nasty!ReplyDelete
She have the flu? Peep #1 never gets the flu. Never had it in her life. But colds? Yeah, every now and then... MOUSES!Delete
Oh my, you cant have a peep sneezin' wheezin' and coffin' all over the place, all those germs could play havoc with your food and treat delivery system for sure, not to mention cause disturbance to nap times. Here's hoping peep #1 gets better very soon. Purrs, Erin PS. Has peep had the requisite yearly shots? If not maybe a visit to the Dr IS in order!ReplyDelete
I wonder if she's had her rabies shot. Hmmm.. I know I've had mine! MOUSES!Delete
Oh dear Seville, mew have have a poorly peep, that's no good at all! The P.A. got the flu fir 3 weeks, then a week aftur getting rid of that she went and got a cold too, so we can sympathize dude big time! Order her some Royal Jelly capsules, they wurk a treat we make the P.A. take 2000mg a day right now so she doesn't go and catch something else! MOLReplyDelete
Basil & Co xox
The flu AND a cold? Mouses Basil, how come she wanted both of those? purrsDelete
You are so sweet to be so concerned about your Peep. I hope she is better soon.ReplyDelete
I AM sweet, aren't I? Thoughtful, too. PURRS.Delete
We hope your human feels better soon. It's so thoughtful to check to be sure she's still alive ! PurrsReplyDelete
Well somebody had to. You know? purrsDelete
Sicky icky peeps are always a problem. They derail our routine, and that's a HUGE PROBLEM for us cats. I hope your Peep is feeling better very soon so she can get back to giving you the pampurred lifestyle you and your fursibs deserve. Purrrs!ReplyDelete
I know! They go and get sick, NEVER THINKING about how their sickness affects us. MOUSES!Delete
PUrrsonally, Seville, I really enjoy taking care of Mom L. I was right there waiting for her when she came home from the hospital and I didn't leave her side except for my meals which Dad P delivered as requestedReplyDelete
He delivered? Ummm... Did he deliver your meals, too? I'm only askin' on account of my havin' tried to convince the peeps I should be served breakfast in bed on more than one occasion, but to no avail. MOUSES!Delete